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dude take it easy. get a big glass of grape juice..sit back and relax. w00t
dr pepper and pretzels.
o yea..remember to B R E A T H E
Coke and french fries, yeahhh...
You know, your posts reminds me I need to buy new windshield wipers too!
Have a productive day, insha'Allah. =)
While your at it could you pick up my dry cleaning, ta!
:D
Your *almost* as busy as me bro, muhahahahahhaah :p
I guess you should do what the others said and stuff, erm what was it again, begins with 'r' *scratches head*
Yum @ buy groceries, that is dangerous when fasting eh 
try to write a better post!
I would have just cut and paste some rumi, works a treat
Do I write the longest comments? Do I Usman? Well Usman? Are you there Usman? Do I? Tell me Usman? Stop avoiding the question Usman! Answer me Usman! *frown*
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hahaha Jaded, you rock das Haus, masha'Allah. Your comments only look long because you put in spaces. Sneaky, sneaky. =)
More than being busy, u sound bored.
What happened to the old wiper. I mean, replacing and all?
bhai man, i know wat u goin through. when i was workin on my final yr project i'd just bout sleep at college. yo, Snickers come in handy... and Nestle Ice Tea, and chocolate milk. mmm.... cigarettes too... but try an lay off the nicotine.. not good for the Ruh, bichari ko kala kar daytain hain
oh man...
anyway a => i spoke to the two sisters and abez laughed when i told her you said i'd probably hack them both to pieces. aniraz mentioned setting a time to meet, so I gather they didnt pay heed to your warning.
anyway whats this about punching people's noses? There's only one person whose nose needs to be punched, dude...
Sal : I literally just finished a big mug of Roohafza in milk.. and it was real cold like too! 
Mademoiselle : *choke**choke* Its not working!!!
Yazzie : It was somewhat productive, I'll blog about it after Taraweeh Insha'Allah
Jaded : You do nothing all day.. i know you, you just make those little stars that jump out on your blog. As for the question you asked *hides behind chair and calls out "'Usman's not here.. please errr.. leave a message after the beep"*
Yasmine : No one can beat you for length in posts.. (maybe Owl comes close)
Aysha : I'm bored to the extent that I just about want to clean my room now! Scary huh?? The old wipers were shot and I was suppose to replace 'em quite a while ago.. juss been lazy!
Yas : ssshhhh... I've supposedly given up on the nicotine! :-p
B : Dont be surprised if they show up to meet you wearing medieval knight's armour. As for the socking.. well, if anyone needs to be socked... I shall be the socker! (is that a word??)
I've supposedly given up on the nicotine
You know if you want to give up for real, I have a world renowned 'quit smoking' technique which employs the ol' baseball bat concept.
Well my pretties, who wants to go first? *CACKLE*
*looks at baseball bat* errr... smoking?? yuck.. who does that stuff anyway??
Ta da! Another satisfied customer
That will be £10000 please :D
Errrmmm.. But I aint got no money.. *pulls out pockets* see... nuttin.. me poor 
hey man! wassup?? long time no see! and why u whining man stop whining and stop fainting. all these 'sisters' messed up your circuts! i hope you havent started wearing a hijab??
and whats with this stupid clock??
~later.
LOL!!! @ eXcalibur's comments!! straight up, he's right yo, kya purzay dheelay ho gain hain??
dude, i cant stop laffin from the guys comments... LOL!!!
yeah bhai, wats wit the stupid clok? mard bun yaar!
yes, he's wearing a hijab to sneak into a sisters wedding
sure, he can wear the hijab, but what about the goatie then??
i mean, we all know desi sisters have -ahem- 'unwanted hair' issues, but that thing is way outa line even for a sister carryin a little extra fur, dontcha think??
yas: never heard of bearded ladies???
usman jiger sar pakar keh beth gia ho ga, soch raha ho ga yeh eX kidhar say aa giya phir!! hahaha
aur cheetay apni bhabi ka kia haal hay? marvi jee. salam kehna mera.
eX, Yas, aap dono mujhay dhoonay kay liyay aay ho??? LOL.. Ok ok .. the clock will be gone in around 5 min.. sheesh.. itni thukai to dhoobi bhi kaproon ki nahi kartay hoon gay! :-p
As for the hijab... whass wrong with exploring ummm.. my feminine side for once?? you guys are just jealous :p
LOL... you still stuck on Marvi arent ya??? Maaf kar de meray ko baap!
jealous that we cant put on fake mustaches and pass as dudes?
*raises darkened eyebrow*
whats with the urdu btw? dont u know there are classy ppl around here :p
cuz erdo sherdo is chillin yo! tannu ki ai veh??
baas aaj keh baad main urdu mein ya phir agar mood hua punjabi mein apni rai (comments) diya karoon ga, aur agar nahi samajh aati to phir main kuch nahi kar sakta!
hahaha
jigar pareshan na ho main bilkul nahi hasad kar raha agar aap apni zanana side dhoond rahay hain ya hijab pehntay ho. bhai sanu ki!! haha
rab rakha.
Oh come on... That lame excuse for a blog got 24 comments!!! What are you doing, giving away free popcorn here?
But in lew of better blogs below, I forgive you and since it is Ramadan, I'll cut you some slack. I'll leave you with a cross-cultural Eid verse of my own extraction...
Eid day is coming.
Nobody's getting fat,
Please put a date
in the old man's hat.
Wheeeeeeee, I can finally see your comments too!
Cool blog.
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