I take it my sis and I are your dealers in Cali eh?
Hahaha, hope it's helping!
Grab me some biryani while you're at it.
Chocoholic | Homepage | 01.26.04 - 3:48 am | #

oh my Lord. What are you ON? hahaha and we are so not your halal crack dealers. But hook us up with your dealer anyway, cuz I'll be needing some of that stuff soon myself.

And, no, there's no hope of you ever being normal, don't worry. And your 10-gallon-bag of biryani cracks me up, because my dad always laughs about how our village women have a tendency to help themselves to leftover rice at the end of the wedding day.

Aaaand... may these first ten days of Dhul-Hijjah be filled with barakah for you and yours, insha'Allah. Have a beautiful Eid, bro.
yasmine | Homepage | 01.26.04 - 5:20 am | #

Your post has made me seriously consider ripping up my phd application. You go guy, mhmm!

An easier way to be unemployed, well you already got the crack thang down. Next sign on the dole, wo hoo!

What do you study anyways?
Jaded | Homepage | 01.26.04 - 1:23 pm | #

hai hai
usman mera bhai
dil ki baaat bolta hay
Ur frendly neighbouring freak | Homepage | 01.26.04 - 2:21 pm | #

aYE...mate...chill.....Join me and live forever.....i was gonna come london but u no lift so i cancelled..
Ur frendly neighbouring freak | Homepage | 01.26.04 - 2:24 pm | #

Raaatay sapnay mein aayah mahi mera

meiin rooyaan udhi raat uth kay

hai hai
Ur frendly neighbouring freak | Homepage | 01.26.04 - 2:25 pm | #

Oh don't worry dude, you work, and then sleep, then eet some icecream, then sleep more and it'll be all good. yeah. :p
Abez | Homepage | 01.26.04 - 3:43 pm | #

yaar, tu bhi????

eXcalibur | Homepage | 01.26.04 - 4:00 pm | #

Work is so boring, update already! haha
Jaded | Homepage | 01.26.04 - 4:08 pm | #

what? halal crack?! how could you have been holding out on us.. seriously, hook a sista up!

or not. stock up on that biryani and get yourself back to normal weirdness soon insha'Allah. Good luck with your studying as well.
Anju | Homepage | 01.27.04 - 4:36 am | #

all i have to say is good good good sumwut like me
FM | Homepage | 01.27.04 - 4:42 pm | #

When the world starts getting to you, it's time for a hiatus. School, work and accomplishments aren't all that important if they're not giving you peace of mind.

Hope you feel better soon bro.
Owl | 01.28.04 - 6:48 am | #

Just started reading your blog. You do realize that weed improves appetite and sleep. So the inhale, eat, & sleep cycle will put the pounds on u fast.
alibhai | 01.29.04 - 6:17 pm | #

eid mubarak.. in advance =)
Bushra | Homepage | 01.30.04 - 7:46 pm | #

Asak Usman Bhai. OMG you sound like me. i hav been saying "studying isnt for me" for the past two months too' oh well, i am sure you'll get out of it. the studying 'crap' i mean and inshallah get a gr8 job and you will be happy and blogging for ever. :-D
Aysh | 01.30.04 - 9:22 pm | #

lolz @ alibhai .. yeah weed does improve appetite and sleep.. too bad that's about all you do with your life then; smoke, eat, sleep. a true vegetable.
YaS | Homepage | 01.31.04 - 4:34 am | #

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Jaded | Homepage | 02.06.04 - 1:16 pm | #

1 stretched comments box, that's your punishment for being busy :p Ooo btw going down to Edgware Rd tomorrow, I will be sure to stick your piccies up in all the hooka houses *woooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*


:D
Jaded | Homepage | 02.06.04 - 1:18 pm | #

inshallah things will get much better
Krazymiah06 | Homepage | 02.06.04 - 7:58 pm | #

its fun to not work. so cheer up! ur three remember? so u do ur best to be the best gosh darned 3 year old out there!
Hijabified* | Homepage | 02.07.04 - 5:09 am | #