What the heck is a peep??


Wha??! I'll just pretend TD is from a far away country that does not have the luxury of Peeps. My mom wouldn't feel life was worth living without looking forward to peep season every year.


Spring dried-goo pleasure
My peeps yellow pink and blue
Love brings a fresh one


Try this recipe:
http://www.peepdrinks.com/pages/...ges/2/ index.htm


I have to once again state my firm and unswavering opposition to peeps. They are icky. They get tangled in hair. They taste awful.

Who would choose peeps when they could have a chocolate rabbit instead?

This peep madness is just crazy.


You can have a chocolate rabbit AND peeps, is the thing. And peeps come in prettier colors.


My nephew was just a year and a half old when I presented him with a peep. The moment his fingers closed on it, he recoiled and gave it back to me. The odd texture, slightly sticky and granular, put him off. Although he likes sweets well enough, he's never gotten past his dislike of the way peeps feel.

So his father and I scarf them up. He gets the chocolate bunny.


I've always been baffled by people who insist on drying out their peeps. I'll take the chocolate bunnies and eggs instead.


Peeps are fun for weird science projects, especially in microwaves.


The whole thing with peeps,
it's a matter of freshness.
The fresh ones are best.

It's OK for dogs
to eat the peeps the kids hid,
'cause those are not fresh.

My wife gets home soon.
If I can't stop the haiku,
I sleep on the couch.

I'm sure if I look
under the couches' cushions
I'll find an old peep.

I'm stopping right now.
Domestic peace means too much.
She might have fresh peeps.


We are, indeed, teh cool. Also, speaking of weird science projects: Effects of smoking and drinking on Peep health.


I like the stale peeps. They're chewier.


Glitter'd, rancid goo
Made from nasty melted hooves.
I think I likey


I've got a sweet-lemon rationalization going for the fresh ones, 'cause with crowns I can't be loving the chewy anymore. That's why the gummi bear industry collapsed a couple of years ago. I couldn't eat them anymore.


extra cool is how they put them on sale after Easter


Like TD, not having these marshmallow things in this part of the world, I thought you were repping your homies, or failing that throwing us a grainy, revealing webcam shot. Disappointed, but the library peeps are cute.


You can have your peeps and chocolate bunnies at the same time:
http:// www.accidentalhedonist.co..._peep_turducken


Its a natural fact
That I wanta get back
Where my peeps at


Dammit. Someone beat me to posting the Peep-tini link.

I personally find that the only good application for Peeps is s'mores because of the possibility of setting them on fire.


My baby don't have to work
She don't have to rob or steal
I am the peep-bringer


Completely sugar
Not as sweet as you would think
It's that time of year

That crunchy texture
Distracts from soft marshmallow
Tastes like sand to me

I'm just not a fan
I don't understand the hype
Give me chocolate please


PEEPS! Love the peeps. Long live the peeps.


Peeps are so icky
Too much like circus peanuts
I don't understand

How can you eat them?
These monstrous "sweet" concoctions
Crimes against nature

Give me a Reese's
Peanut butter/chocolate
Egg and I'm happy

Dark chocolate's good
Milk chocolate is okay
But white's a horror

Cadbury Creme Eggs
An abomination, too
Am I too choosy?

In my defense, though
I like Brach's jelly beans, but
They're bad for the teeth

The Easter Bunny
Wants to shop for more good treats
And eschews the Peeps


Danny! Shall I mail you some peeps?


So what do you all think of these recent attempt at year-round peeps (marshmallow snowment, etc.)? Myself, I am not in favor of them. Stock up at Easter and enjoy them in their various stages of chewiness is what I say. Because yes, I have eaten Peeps as long as a year later, and they were damn good.


I agree. Year-round peeps are an abomination unto our resurrected lord.


So funny to see a link to my undergrad here. We always enjoy the peep page in the springtime.


"Peeps are fun for weird science projects, especially in microwaves."

Teehee...it's good to see that other folks know about that fun. my first real job, i was there around easter and my boss pulls me aside and says she wants to show me something cool. and entire box of peeps later, i think that's the best lunch break i'll ever have.


I can't believe you eat these. I tried to give them to our first born for several years and have come to the conclusion that an easter basket without peeps is okay. Of course I put in sunblock, lip balm, and goldfish crackers in the eggs too, so what do I know?? Oh yes, there is chocolate!


NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
If I didn't adore you so much, you know I'd think you were the Antichrist.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Peeps, too!


Goldfish crackers, sis? YUCK. It's EASTER. Sugar. Will you quit with your freakish health food hangup? Give the kids sugar!!!!!!!

PK, how can I be the antichrist? Peeps are all about the celebration of Easter!


I agree with your sister - Easter is about chocolate, not peeps!


Is your boyfriend really a chef? Men who can cook well are the deal.


Men who can cook well are the deal.

What about men who can eat well?


i didn't do a tally, but was shocked at all the praise you got for peeps. started thinking it was i who was crazy. then the tide changed and the anti-peepsters showed up--AHA! so it is indeed you who is/are the crazy one(s)!

honestly, i loved peeps as a kid, but now the mere thought of them makes me throw up a little in my mouth. it also makes my teeth hurt. sugar goo wrapped in sugar *shudder*...


What about men who can eat well?

They're fine too. But the thing is, I like to eat well. Plus, I'm heterosexual and lazy in the kitchen.


Danny! Shall I mail you some peeps?

I'd love to try them, though they could be a little sweet for me - will swap you anyway as my mexican flatmate has the sweetest tooth in the world. Almost all NZ's fast-moving consumer goods have been usurped by US-based multinationals, but you still get anomalies like my favourite the Bounty Bar, made by Mars and impossible to find in the US in my experience. [Bounty Bar is also used as a racial slang equivalent for "coconut" in NZ]

Are there any hip-hop ads for peeps? I'm just thinking of so many great scenes, my favourite would be Queen Latifah on a set with human-size candy birds:

"Shag do's, I does no fo's in the spot
Cause them peeps is my peeps and my back is got"

etc.


Just to be clear, that second comment up there by me mentioned that my mother loves Peeps. I, however, have no love for them. Give me cadbury eggs and chocolate bunnies and I'm in heaven. Oh, and those robin egg malt ball things. mmmm...


Hail to the peeps!


Ah the peeps! I have a friend who created an entire museum quality diorama in her apartment made from just peeps. I wonder whatever happenned to those peeps?!


Peeps!!!! I am waiting for Monday, the day Peeps go on sale. Peeps are best when they are yellow chick peeps. Bunny peeps are dubious, but edible. Pink peeps are not as good, and peeps for all seasons, or in colors not white, yellow or, in a pinch, pink, are tempting the gods. And I will only eat one peep on Monday, because they will not yet be ripe. Oh, no. The peeps must be left in their little flat boxes, with newly made air holes, so that they can go nicely stale. Because a chewy peep is a peep worth eatin'.

Also, I loves me some malted milk eggs with hard shells.

What I hate about being a gr'up -- no one makes me an easter basket anymore.

No, I'm not on a caffeine high.

Really.


Okay, somebody who knows all the words to "My Humps" (i.e., not me) needs to rework it as "My Peeps." Anyone??


This is my favorite peep website...

http://www.peepresearch.org/surgery.html


If there were none
I for one
Well, you would not hear a Peep


Eastertime peeps cause
A diabetic coma
That lasts til morning.


you win BITCH PHD!


When I was practicing law, one of the clients at the firm where I worked was the union that represents workers at Just Born, makers of Peeps. This time of year, there were always heaps of Peeps around the office. The rest of the year, the guys would bring Mike & Ikes, which I much prefer.


I think the Peeps are actually a clever attempt to undermine Easter by causing the holiday to be connected to a sense of repulsion at a subconscious and, dare I even say, primal level. Whereas some nice chocs say, "Easter is all about the love."


Indeignant Haiku

B is a liar
You have 24 hours
Retract your statement


Sue me! I'll pay the settlement IN PEEPS!


Sure, in HELL, where peeps are a negotiable currency.


And where it's always warm. And god knows the company is great.

See you there!


That's not what De Bouvier's boyfriend says.


Eh, I've never bothered to read his shit. Too busy reading hers.


Hah! I made my mother VERY happy by depositing several packages of peeps on her side table. She's recovering from a shattered ankle and is a life-long junk food junkie (sugar is the ONLY food group--impressive that she's 77 and has ALWAYS eaten like this).


'Tis folly to be wise?


Only if ignorance is bliss.

I'm out of cigarettes.


Where ignorance of peeps is concerned, 'Tis truly folly to be wise. But Sartre? Well, that's a few centuries outside your bailiwick.


True, I'm a young thing.


PYT


OMG, I'm dating Michael Jackson.


"If I didn't adore you so much, you know I'd think you were the Antichrist." :-D

Perhaps I adore her so much because she IS the Antichrist? :-P
Seriously though, I dislike Peeps--sorry, B, don't disown me, please!


I like to put egg-shaped fruit in my older son's Easter basket, along with the chocolate (mostly dark, since I dislike having candy around that I can't poach), but I'm having a lazy year and I forgot.
Peeps, he will not eat. The younger one will, but I don't even want to touch him when he has Peep face. Actually, I don't think they ever had Peeps as such, but the Hebert Candies Peepquivalent, which comes in bunny and classic forms.
I suspect Peeps would be entirely edible if coated in dark chocolate, but so would tofu.


My peeps, his matzoh,
Neither one tastes very good --
Two faiths in one house.

Chocolate is the interfaith compromise.


Okay, somebody who knows all the words to "My Humps" (i.e., not me) needs to rework it as "My Peeps." Anyone??
Orange

Here ya go... "My Peeps."


The Sugarine Angel struck our home this Paschal weekend. My wife overpeeped and took to her sick bed Monday, complaining of quincy, cramps, thrush, and severe peep congestion. I didn't even know you could still get quincy.

This morning when I brought her black tea, a thing she never drinks, and unbuttered toast, a thing she never eats, she advised that she held me responsible for her quease as I had purchased not only the yellow peeps she requested but pink bunny peeps as well, an item that had not appeared on the grocery list and would never appear on any grocery list to which she had the slightest connection.

Pink bunny peeps, apparently, are not bona fide peeps and can never be bona fide but neither can they remain unmolested when arrayed on the dining room sideboard. Who knew?

Henceforth, I am strictly ordered that pink bunny peeps are banished from the croft and if ever again they appear, there will be Hell to pay. Which is kind of exciting, too.


It's true, there is something kinda wrong with bunny peeps. First of all, bunnies don't peep. Second, the shape is less perfectly evocative of marshmallow being extruded from a tube, which makes them less funny. And yet if they're around, they must be eaten, if only in order to not let them hang around in their not-quite-rightness.


"...they must be eaten..."

I am learning that this is the beginning of wisdom with respect to peeps, no matter what their species.

When I told my wife she did not have to eat the pseudo-peep pink bunnies, she responded with a sigh of resignation and the kind of look one gives to a three-legged dog. One knows its not the dog's fault it has only three legs but still, one expects it to make an effort to keep up.


I bet dogs would eat peeps.


Okay. But when you get down to the number-of-pigs-who-must-die-so-that-we-may-have- peeps?


They're not so innocuous, if colorful.


True, they are not vegetarian. However, I doubt that peeps are the *primary* end product of animal slaughter, so I don't feel too guilty about eating the boiled hooves.


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