I had the same take about the tucker max site. One story that was pseudo funny and almost interesting retold about 11 times. I get jokes... That guy is a master at self promotion and made up web statistics, god love him.
would you be writing this if he wasn't successful doing what he's doing? definitely not. you wouldn't care at all. which means we can attribute this entry to one thing (much like the vh1 presenters piece...): jealousy.
don't worry, some day you'll catch your big break, mr. writer.
at least you've got a blog. that's cool and stuff. most aspiring writers can't achieve something like that, so i have to give you props. keep it up!
the best part about tucker is that he gives advice on writing. ha ha ha.
also, half of his stories are bullshit, namely the anal sex poop/barf one. there is no way it happened.
i will however say that tucker did bring to the world the original TARD-BLOG which was written by a woman who worked in special ed -- she wrote very detailed accounts of her adventures which truthfully made me glad i learned how to read. seriously -- she went under the pen name RITI SPED -- read it. it's fantastic. the other woman who replaced her SUCKED.
I wrote to tucker once to thank him for bringing RITI SPED's writing to a blog at which point he took credit for all her writing as well -- in his words -- it was all crap till he edited it. so then i asked him why the second woman sucked so bad, why couldn't he make that awesome too? he never responded.
Tucker is surely God in disguise, testing the stupidity of mankind.
Either that or he is just another in a long line of inspidid fuckwits wandering around on earth talking shit until they die alone and screaming.
holy ginger snaps, i must be slow. I didn't pick up the sarcasm until you mentioned Stephan Klein.
You must have actually read some of trucker max site to even bother.
LOL! OMG! ROFL! JDAOFDJAkDNFEOEQNFENF!!!
that is he, a lawyer?
I know a few producers who met with him in LA, and were not impressed. I believe the most common descriptor was "arrogant prick." Then again, what did they expect?
I think we found our next Mark Twain. Tucker Max, you're a national treasure.
he is almost, ALMOST, as talented as Aaron Karo! or Maddox! fuck me!
Tucker Max sounds about as charming and insightful as every popular guy I went to high school with.
Um, he was talking about drunk driving...? couldn't read any more
hmmm...i've always found your articles funny and entertaining. this one, however, just seems out of place. it only makes it seem like you're very jealous of tucker max and how successful he is living out what a lot of guys dream of.
if you'd take the time to really get to know his site, you'll realize that while he says 100% of his stories are true, he also says that he exercises creative journalism. his website is designed to entertain, not to be word-for-word what actually happens. yeah he'll exaggerate, and he admits it. he also doesn't claim that what he does can't be done by any other guy. on the contrary, he says that everyone can do what he does.
i'd research a little more before writing another article such as this one.
my point has nothing to do with whether or not he is who he claims to be.
i just think he's an amazing douchebag.
That dude is a piece of shit. Frat boys who date rape girls probably find it entertaining, but the rest of humanity finds it obnoxious.
I took a look at his site, and I think "amazing douchebag" is an accurate description. Unfortunately, he'd probably take that as a compliment.
I cannot believe people are actually defending this asshole and accusing you of jealousy. Jealous of what? Perhaps sexual deviance? How about a complete disreguard for personal dignity? I hope that bro faggot contracts/ has contracted all known venereal diseases while living out "what a lot of guys dream of". If I ever see this guy in public, I will sucker-punch him in the face.
i wasn't attempting to defend or accuse in the previous post. i'm just saying that the guy does what he wants, and whether that's offensive or not is certainly possible, but at least he's doing what he wants in life. a lot of us can't say that much.
i love blagg's writing and i love max's writing. just a couple of internet humorists, nothing more or less.
Tucker Max isn't just a douchebag, he is a worthless load of jizz that his mom should have swallowed.
wow, just what the world needs stories of a drunken frat boy asshole barfing all over town. tucker max has the opposite of charisma and the fact that anyone would consider themselves a fan of his writing is absolutely amazing. people like him are reason why being in law school makes me sick.
I haven't read everyone else's comments, so if I say the same thing, too bad.
Is it a coincidence (no) that Tucker and Fucker rhyme? Or are just one consonant away from a name and a real persona?
At first, I thought you were serious, Alex, a symptom of L-Tryptohanitis, but with a picture like that, I knew this was Blagg at his best.
What a douchebag. I'm glad I read this *after* Thanksgiving dinner or I would've puked.
I like how a person can't make fun of a more succesful person without some other person (or maybe the more succesful person pretending to be some other person) attributing the whole thing to jealousy.
So, in case Zeke is reading this (and if I may speak on Mr. Blagg's behalf): jealousy does not equal enmity. I bet Alex is jealous of all kinds of people. We all are. Including people we greatly respect and admire. Me (and I'm speaking for myself now), I am jealous of Tucker whatever his name is, but only because he has a book deal. But he sounds like a big, dumb load first and foremost, and that always trumps success.
p.s. I'm jealous of Zeke.
Dear anonymous,
Any shit for brains can get drunk, hit on women and write about it on their blog. That's about as original as a thing that's not original...I'm not good with metaphors. Anyway, Tucker Max is a douchebag b/c he writes about and glorifies the dumbass shit we as young people might do and only mention in passing with our respective friends b/c it's worth a chuckle...maybe. Tucker Max or Stephanie Klein or anybody would not have been ass ripped by Alex had they have tried something different instead of being stupid, unoriginal, a lifeforce drain and a waste of everyone's time.
This entry is totally overdue. Love it anyhows!
I actually almost ended my friendship with a couple of my college buddies because they were riding this dudes jock. I'm not hatin', but I just don't find ol' boy all that amusing. There's not a shortage of drunken asshole white guys running around our country, so his banal tales of debauchery aren't all the appealing to me. I too know someone who was in on a meeting with him and they said that he lacks real ideas and that his schtick gets old real fast in person. But if he can sell a few books and have a cult following more power to him.
This guy spammed my blog a few times last year ordering all of my readers to flock to his site. It was some lame story of how he fucked some wife of one of his bosses.
Oh for fucks sake...he's moving to NYC?
Little does he know that this city is full of Tucker Max's. This douchebag is going to be a little fish in a pretty damn big pond.
Fact is Blagg needs to knock people down to build himself up. It is an M.O. There are many roads you can take to show your worth. In blagg's case he is attempting the road of comedy. Rather than be humorous by his own originality, he attempts to use critical review to make it seem as if he is clever, above it all, funny. It is clear he falls way short. He should know there are those of us that scout for talent via this venue and he does himself a disservice. Be original. Be clever. Show us "why Blagg" not "why not Tucker".
whatever, tucker.
I'm so tired of hearing about bloggers with book deals. Half of them never come through, the other half that do are usually roasted by critics and hit the 35% off bin at Barnes and Noble after a couple of months. Show me a blogger who was published and then offered a two book deal and I'll be impressed. These bloggers who spin their lives to sound glamorous are pathetic. Tucker Max isn't on the public speaking circuit. He's not giving "speeches." He's contacting frat houses at various colleges and offering to come in and blather about how he once fucked some pig sorority girl and how all sorts of hijinks ensued. He has no message, he has no purpose. Other than to make himself feel important.
As for Stephanie Klein.....Now that Candace Bushnell's got a new series coming to TV (lipstick jungle) and that skanky Washington intern's story just got optioned there's going to be little room (and even less interest) in the pithy life of of a spoiled ex-fat girl turned moderately chubby and emotionally bankrupt adult. Again, hers is not a life of glitz. She just wants people to think it is. Jumping from party to party, working as a photographer and claiming to be "at a party with" so and so while she whines about how she fears she'll never know true love. Which could be avoided if she weren't so self-consumed, annoying and vapid.
These two are not original or interesting. They are two people with shallow, empty lives who never got enough attention as children and now us their blog to get it.
And, no, I'm not a jealous starving artist angry that I don't have a publicist or a book deal. I'm just someone tired of the SK's and the TM's of the blogosphere tapping away on their keyboard creating some fictional social life and thinking the people reading it are too stupid, desperate and sychophantic to know that they're lying.
I wish I never clicked on the link to his site. holy mediocrity.
What became of the lawsuit the former Miss Vermont filed against Tucker Max?
My word. Lots of pots calling out the kettles in this joint.
Mission accomplished Blagg!
Lets give props, Tucker's a talented writer and tells a good story. They just get old after one or two. And his message sucks. And he's an insufferable rich kid, prick. But if you didn't have a night or two in college approaching the nights in his stories, you didn't really maximiize the experience.
The sheer length and frothiness of this Cliff Notes-of-blog (shouldn't it have been shorter and Cliff-ier?) suggests more where's-my-book-deal? frustration than pinpoint-accuracy snark. And just think of all the traffic you sent his way. And how much time you spent on his site "looking for things to parody". Have a lie down, young chap, then rise, refressed, and find a less obvious target to wank off... erm... hatefuck over. This post seems to say more about you than it does about this bunghole Tucker.
Refressed? Refreshed. I've spent less time on his site than you clearly did and already my brain misfunctions.
The hilarious thing is that his douchebag readers actually believe his stories word-for-word. I looked at his site for the first time recently after being innundated with links to it on gorillamask.net (sorry, Ryan, if you're reading this, but your buddy is a fucking unfunny douche), and he had a story about some pig getting a tatoo saying "I Fucked Tucker Max" just a couple hours after he hooked up with her. He included some photos as "proof" that were so obviously photoshopped that they looked like one of those photoshops on somethingawful.com that are intentionally made to look fake. And yet all his online "bros" fell over each other commenting on how "sweet" the story was.
What’s unfortunate is I probably would have had a crush on Tucker Max at age 19. (Back in the day, I had a thing for self-aggrandizing, shark-eyed, date rapists.)
But now? I just don’t “get” him and I thought your post was hilarious. (As a caveat, I’m also one of those has-a-shitty-blog-yet-managed-to-score-a-book-
deal-anyway people so I’ll cut him a break. I haven’t read any of his published work; perhaps the girlfriend-plugged-the-toilet missives on his website just aren’t his A-game.) (Personally, I’m all about the C-game, saving anything potentially “good” for future publication.) (Also, I’d think his publisher would have a problem selling the same stories available for free online – is there any confirmation his books are more than just rehashed website content?)
As for Stephanie and Jessica, you can’t lump them together – they’re entirely different. Having chatted with Jess, I can attest that she’s honest, totally self aware, and entirely pleasant. Also? She and Stephanie hate each other. Check out:
http://newyorkmetro.com/lifestyl...5060/
index.html
Had Stephanie really been as open and adventurous as her online persona, she and Jess would have done a pile of blow together and then run off with Christian Slater for a three-way.
Mark Swiderski - I don't want to be "riding Tucker's jock" or anything, but I met him a while back at a bar and questioned him about the Tattoo Story. I was a little skeptical myself. Although the pictures aren't great, I can honestly say that I saw a couple of them (pictures of the tattoo) on Max's cell phone with my own eyes. Maybe you should study Photoshop a little more or redefine for yourself what a "clearly Photoshopped" picture looks like.
I've read your blog for a few months now and I've also followed Tucker Max. I'm fans of you both, but I guess the sad fact is that subject matter aside, I consistently laugh out loud when reading Tucker Max. Sorry dude, but can't say that that's happened here.
You go on a slippery slope when you start comparing comedy but that one's a good touchstone.
Actually, upon further consideration, the most amazing thing is how many times Tucker Max has posted on this comment thread defending himself under different pseudonyms. Stop wasting your time and go fuck another fat chick, homeboy.
While his stories are entertaining, why doesn't anyone mention the cult following he has on his message boards. These people are fucking douche bags, writing to him and asking him "how to get women". They fucking worship him, its disgusting. Moxie is right, you are just another person in New York, no one is fucking special here, he will be a little fish in a big pond.
Dear Alex,
I'm glad that you report on garbage like this so that I'm informed when some mainstream publication proclaims the "Tucker Max" phenomenon or the like. At present I can muster up nothing witty to add; but thanks for your insight and sarcasm, and best wishes to you here in NYC.
Tucker Max is still alive??
Markie, you should lay off the gas-huffing before you post comments.
As for getting a book published, who give a shit? What does it mean? There are about 9,000,000 romance novels that prove getting bad writing published isn't dick.
Jesus...now we have a story of how Tucker Max fucking BIT a girl whiel having sex with her and bruised her? He'll mesh in nicely with the other sociopath's here in Manhattan:
http://thejadedinchicago.blogspo...tucker-
max.html
One of my best friends from Duke grew up with "Tucker", I've met him on several occasions...and I'll say that the guy does have a penchant for gettin in situations that would make Howard Stern blush. One story in Portland, Oregon comes to mind. It involved a fight with 12 Chinamen and, a large fat woman chasing 4 grown men down a dark alleyway. The night ended with six blondes fresh in from Savannah, GA that were convinced we had mansions in Orange County. One crazy night indeed. Having shared this, and several nights with the now rather well known "Tucker", I say with authority that only one who has shared in several "legandary" situations, can truly appreciate how idiotic this man is. Regards,
"The Infamous Chubbs"
I met Tucker at the Manhole, a Chicago gay bar years ago. We had unprotected buttsex next to the dumpster in teh alley behind the bar. Why isn't this story up on his website yet?
I read your "best of" and its safe to say I dont want to see the rest of it, because that was mediocre at best. Instead of focusing your energy on criticizing someone more successful than you why don't you look at yourself and try to figure out why you arent succeeding. Could it be because you are a bitter indie-art fuck from New York that drinks coffee and talks about how people should appreiciate them?
If you want to know how much of a tool Tucker is, look at his book on amazon, and read the reviews. Nearly everyone of the reviewers have only reviewed one book...Tucker's book. Certainly gives the sense that he had all of his frat buddies log in and raise the fan boy level a bit for him.
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this little gem...written by Erin Tyler aka: TheBunny (Tucker's ex-girlfriend) This was posted last year on his website which of course he immediately took down. I swear this is taken verbaitem.
Last night Tucker blew me off. Again.
I went insane. I cut off all my hair with kitchen scissors like Frida Khalo. Today I examined the fallout (actually quite cute and flippy. I am good at everything). I also thought, "Bunny... there is something terribly awry. Why are you so angry? Why have you become a bitter and horrible person since you met Tucker?"
Today, while I'm working, Tucker is hovering over me asking me the same question.
I have decided to make an itemized list of reasons why I might want to cut off all my hair like a rape victim.
[Note: This is truly humiliating. If anyone were to make a medicine to cure low self-esteem, I'd take it in spades; I'd do the 10k walk for closet self-loathers, and wear the empty wine bottle lapel pin. I wish to God these FACTS were fabricated or embellished, but the awful truth is that they are not. I only hope this helps the other girls who don't like themselves].
What it is like to date Tucker Max…
-You will get fried chicken for your birthday. Later that night when you both go to a bar, you will want a diet coke, but won’t get one because that is one less beer that he can drink.
-He will hang up on your favorite aunt, and be stunned when you get upset that he referred to your mother as “that fucking bitch” because she called you at a late hour.
-He will scream at you because you don’t like the instant coffee he bought you.
-He will never kiss you, and barely fuck you, even if you beg him to for months. You are now the Virgin Mary. He will still try to coerce crazy whores into coming to Chicago to fuck him. He will kiss them because they are whores, and don’t you know that you’re only supposed to give good passionate sex to women that you don’t know or give a shit about? I didn’t know that either.
-You will beg him to take a shower, which he will not do. But he will shave his face to have long make-out sessions with any random girl.
-You will read every piece of writing he has ever done and be supportive of all his creative outlets. When you then ask him to read your own novel he will drop it after chapter one because it’s a waste of his time. He’s not good at editing.
-You will give him the greatest head of his life on a regular basis. He will still suck in bed.
-He will make sure you know that you aren’t very hot, only sort of cute, and that your head is too big for the rest of your body. You also have unattractive dark circles under your eyes and your tits are too small. He will never compliment you.
-You will be bi-sexual and okay with him sleeping with other women, but this will not be enough. He needs freedom.
-If he is an insensitive asshole to you, it is only because you are selfish. You should un
Cont:
-If he is an insensitive asshole to you, it is only because you are selfish. You should understand that his parents sucked and now you have to pay for this. How this is logical, I’m not really sure.
-When he has major surgery you will not leave his side. You will spend day night waiting on him hand and foot, making sure he is comfortable and well cared for. You will even wipe his ass when he takes a shit. Later he will tell you that it was all unnecessary. He didn’t need or want you to be there.
-When he is supposed to pick you up and take you to a party, he will get black-out drunk and fuck some girl instead of showing up.
-He will tell you he loves you and wants to have children with you. When you then get pregnant, he will say that he has about two to four more years of drinking and whoring left to do, so a baby isn’t in the cards. He will coerce you into an abortion by threatening to give away your dog if you try to have the child. Then he will be evasive so that you will be forced to dump him and he can get off scot-free.
-When you get upset about this, he will tell you that you are over-emotional. When you try to explain how this hurts, he will ignore you till you find yourself screaming and breaking things. He will explain these outbursts to his drinking buddies as so: “Yeah she’s fucking crazy. She flips out on me like every third day.”
-When you go to stay with your parents (read: bawl day and night) for two weeks, he will fuck other women in your bed. The night you return he will try to go out with a whore he’s just met and wonder why you’re upset about that. He needs his freedom.
-When you are at your parents, he won’t take your calls. Instead he will spend his time e-mailing some whore. Later, he will not stop e-mailing this same whore, because all whores come before your feelings even if the whores are half as attractive and barely capable of forming cogent sentences.
Cont:
-When his ex-girlfriend dies and then comes back to life, you will nurse him through the depression. You will even be fine with her coming to stay at your own fucking apartment so that he can decide which of you he wants. This is so that you can be fair to both of them because you are a good person… unlike them.
-Later on you will catch him telling this covert bitch who pretended to be nice to you that he is only keeping you around because you are willing to support him financially. They will laugh at you behind your back for being “over-emotional.” Oh how silly you are!
-When Tucker bounces back from his depression you will not be needed anymore. You will just hand over the keys to his car and not say a word when he drives it all over Chicagoland while black-out drunk.
-When girls come to the apartment, he will become “Cooooool Tucker Max.” He will dress and act differently. He will be an asshole to you. Why are you upset? Don’t you know “this is the Tucker Max show?” This pathetic statement is his actual quote.
-And finally (though I could write pages and pages of this horrible shit): When you’ve been stood up by the very first date you’ve planned in a year, you will call Tucker and ask to hang out with him. He will not come pick you up in YOUR OWN FUCKING CAR, because HE lost your license the night before and you won’t be able to get into the club he's going to. When you ask if it’s possible to go anywhere else he will refuse because there are free drinks and whores in said club. Whores are very special. Much more special than the woman that did all the above things out of unconditional love FOR A FUCKING YEAR!
Is that really from his ex-girlfriend? What a fucking shithead! Has anyone ever beat the shit out of him? It sounds as though he needs a good asswhipping.
I'm glad we have a comments section like this where he can post messages about what a shithead he is without him immediately deleting the comments like he does at his website.
LOL
I totally agree. The whole Tucker Max phenomenon is a bunch of self promotion, hype, and alot of stupid tools, Tucker included.
Ill admit some of his insults are good, but you have to wonder how many he actually came up with on the spot. His stories are filled with exaggeration.
Ive been trolling his friends blogs, ripping the whole clique a new one.
The whole "Tucker Max" clique is a bunch of asskissing retards following a no talent hack.
Tucker Max- is quickly on his way to becoming a F-list has been. Odds of him even doing a pilot for a show are now 1000 to 1. Although he wont admit it.
Very big shit talker. Sassy.Like most shit talkers he cant back it up himself. He has to recruit an army of mindless retards eager to belong somewhere to do his bidding. Its no coincidence that many of his fans are or were in the military.
A word of Advice, Tucker, no ones gonna be interested in seeing a 35 year old acting like a spoiled, drunken frat boy. Good Luck in the Future.
TheBunny- dumb, masochistic,average looking dyke/bisexual.OOOOHHH!! How special!!! And how original. Im so interested in her vapid insights... What do ya know, she's a huge fan of Montell Jordan. Why does this not suprise me??
Maybe if I kiss enough ass, I can get a crack at her worn out cunt. Maybe she'll bring another average looking,stretched out cunt from the obselete "Chicago Bomb Squad" and then we can have a mechanical 3-way, and feel "real cool"
Claim to fame: dated F-list celeb Tucker Max.
Can you get more pathetic??
Drunkasaurus Rex aka "DRex"- The stupid nickname should be an obvious warning sign to anyone.
"Douchebag Over Here!!"
Another Tucker Max idolizer/dicksucker/groupie this tool tries his best to imitate the talentless F-list hack in lifestyle,outlook and writing. And even though its hard to do, he manages to write worse than Tucker.
Luke Heidelberger- Goober Extraordinaire. Had a pic of a girls ass and a bottle of crisco oil photoshopped next to it, as his icon.
"Up to the elbows" was his caption under the pic.
Need I say more?
Kung Fu Mike- Looks fairly tough in pics, but video shows otherwise.
Comes off as a short, immature, geeky,out of shape slacker with a bad haircut. His voice is unbeliveably nasal, and he is easily bullied by Tucker into starting fights he doesnt want. Fought to a draw against out of shape fruitcake Cloud Starchaser.
To top it all off, he sees himself as some great comedic talent, when its obvious he is a mediocre, borderline hack that uses tired unoriginal cliches, such as dressing up as a retard. LOL! This guy just keeps the kneeslappers coming! Watch out Gallagher!!!
Yet his fan base in the Tucker Max community is widespread.
Hmmm. Makes you wonder...
its SoylentGreen-
"Hey, I look like a bulked up reject from the WWF turned rent-a-cop. But I have a military background(surprise!) and consider myself a pretty macho guy overall. I really try, you know. I own all kinds of guns
continued
"Hey, I look like a bulked up reject from the WWF turned rent-a-cop. But I have a military background(surprise!) and consider myself a pretty macho guy overall. I really try, you know. I own all kinds of guns and I feel, deep down that im a pretty manly guy. So, will someone please tell me why the hot chicks wont have anything to do with me??? Is it because my breath stinks like Tuckers ass?? I try to brush my teeth as much as I can, but you never know when a thorough brownnosing is in order. I learned all about that in the service."
I read his book a few weeks ago. Pretty awful, and although I'm a fairly debauched person I felt dirty consuming his self-aggrandizing, abusive bullshit.
One story in the book has a lot of relevance to this thread: he brags about inflating his salary as a law firm intern by posting under many pseudonyms on information.com, bitching about his employer's stinginess. I guess it's pretty obvious to you seasoned blog types that many of the above posts are his doing, and to me it's even more so after reading that one.
Good work, Blagg.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/2...print&
position=
Check out # 34 on the list.
Book deal # 2
http://assholesfinishfirst.tucke....tuckermax.com/
Tucker Max is a huge douchebag. It's amazing to me that people are actually purchasing the tripe has calls his "masterpiece." His book's appearance on the NY Times Fiction Bestsellers list will be short lived. There's only so many idiots out there who are going to purchase that garbage.
Good call. But you are wrong. Looks like he is moving up the best sellers list again this week from 34 to 26.
http://www.tuckermax.com/
archive...ller_list.phtml
Great post. Max is a moron and a liar. Look at this blog exposing him as a douche: http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com/
Wahhhh....I hate Tucker Max...he such a jerk...me made fun of me, then fucked my girlfriend...wahhhh...all of you are bunch of little sniveling baby bitches..Reagrdless of how much of an asshole he is, he would read this comment section and laugh at all you fucking losers while he's counting his advertising money, and wiping his ass with his book royalty's. I think i'd be able to brush off comments made by douchebags who go through life thinking..I have to get a 9-5 job. I have to have one special girl and then have 2.2 children and possibly a dog.....While all you freakin losers are commenting/crying from the Starbucks on 5th Ave, on your totally cool Blackberry, he's out making money doing things that all you dicks would love to do, things you would call an "Awesome Weekend!!!"...And Blagg, your just hipster, douchebag loser. Sweet picture ya got there, Jack Osbourne...Who bothered to spawn you?
http://fingerandthumb.blogspot.c...og-
post_13.html
some more on the "wunderkind" Tucker Max . I used to hate the guy , but it's all turned to pity .
You're jealous.
What amazes me about this is that his fans assume you must not like him because you're jealous/insecure/etc.
To get that out of the way - I certainly have no desire to be Max. I am younger and more attractive than him, professionally employed with a degree from a respectable school, and went through my own drinking and fucking phase.
So my problem with Max is not that he's so successful or I think he's amoral or whatever. His internet ubiquitousness just annoys me because it seems so unwarranted. He's an untalented, one-note writer with limited appeal. He makes spurious claims, is incapable of accepting criticism, and isn't even very funny. He's like the dollar store version of Jay McInerney, and McInerney himself only had one good story and a bunch of mediocre followups. The only thing I see as exceptional about him is his talent for self-promotion.
(yeah, I know this thread is old, whatever, I just figured I'd say everything I had to say about Max and then never speak of him again and this seemed as good of a forum as any.)
Wow, I don't think I've ever heard someone be so sarcastic while simultaneously projecting that Downtown-oh-god-everything-sucks-and-everyone-is-
stupid-except-for-me-and-I'm-so-educated-NYC-
thing. What a suckass generation this is.
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