I hope its #4! 
Such a tough choice... they ALL look like pole smokers by night, Super-Conservative by day. Not that there's anything wrong with pole-smoking, mind ya...
I vote for #5 or #7
MUST be #11
I vote for #3. Not that he looks very pleasant! Whatever his sexuality he looks conflicted and miserable.
My money's on #7 although I wouldn't mind if it turned out to be #4 or #11.
Lance Bass
I'm confused, is the idea to pick which one is Gay or which one is Straight??
Yeah yeah... but you just KNOW in your sinking heart that it's gonna be #1. Or maybe #8. Ack!
Just to be clear, these guys pictured are all gay communications staffers for right-wing, anti-gay organizations, and they all went to the same college? And one of them's gay?
So these guys all belong to a group? And one of them is in communications at a nasty organization. And you believe he's gay. Out-of-the closet gay, or in?
Is he a poor twerpy 20-something schlub still torn up figuring out his life between his sexuality and growing up in a conservative family/community, or a calculating, evil Ralph Reed-wannabe actively betraying the gay community?
I hope he's the latter. I'd hate to think you're still pussyfooting around a two-faced powerful closeted Senator working against the gay community while pouncing on stupid confused young men.
where is the picture I'm supposed to be seeing?
Those in the know say number 2.
this guy is just another reason to support outing. i suppose we will hear the usual howls of derision and protest from the log cabinette crazies.
by the way, why aren't any of these young republicans serving in iraq?
walk the talk!!!
I don't serve in Iraq because I spend my time devising ways to destroy Iraq. So far things seem to be going quite well on that front.
The faithful are spending so much time killing each other that they will never get that tower to heaven built, and if they did build one or two, well, you know....
N° 4- Slept with him while he was in Paris last summer ............. ! ! ! !
Thought him nice ,but a bit weird in his head -Now I know ........
Mike ( or Julian ),is he the one we're due to 'get acquainted 'with next Monday ?
If actually so,then I might have given the game away from my statement ..............
I pick what's behind door #10
They came to Lot and told him they wanted to know his children. God led Lot and his family away, and destroyed the cities of Soddom and Gomorrah with a great fire.
Is that what you mean by get acquainted with someone?
If you buy the ticket, you best be ready for the ride
Hmm. This would be a great exercise to include in second edition of "F.U.B.A.R." in the chapter, "I Hate Myself".
Anyway, let's look at the facts.
Head gear is usually a good indication. Especially dudes who wear caps of their favorite "sports team". Cowboy hates can sometimes just mean bad fashion sense for the straight dude. Most gay dudes wear the more fashionable cowboy hat with the straw rim bent into the hat.
Perfect teeth is also a possible indication. Anti-gay Republicans like their staffers to have good teeth. (Very mormon...)
Always check for eye brow plucking. This is tough as there's a lot of eye brow creasing going on here.
"Workin' the camera" is another indication. So check for a big, wide, teethy grin and the eyes piercing the camera lens. That would eliminate 1, 3, 7 and possibly 8.
Tan. Always check the white guy for the tan. That means lots of time at the pool or better yet the tanning booth.
Percentage of body fat. That could also eliminate 2, 8 and 9. The closted gay anti-gay is meticulous about his gym schedule. Where else can he check out other dudes "legally"?
Also, the above could also indicate a possible double life as escort or go-go boy on Dupont Circle.
Also, percentage to body fat is an important indicator of booze intact. The gay anti-gay is not a beer drinker. Mostly a vodka neat kinda guy. If he does drink beer, it's lite. Also, I'm sure he indulges in the more chic "alphabet" party drugs to also help keep that body fat down.
To bad we don't know what kind of cars these guys drive. That's also a tell-tale sign.
they all look gay to me, here's my rating on the gayness scale (1-5 , 1=low, 5=hi):
#1- total fag 5
#2 - 2
#3 - 2
#4 - total jr's type fag 5
#5 - 2 looks closeted
#6 - 4 another jr's type fag
#7 - total twink fag 5
#8 2 frustrated gay chub who can't get laid
#9 - 5 total queen
#10 5 boring queen 5
#11 fake cowboy, real closet case 2
#4 or #7
Nada-
The only thing sadder than a closeted Republican working against his and his brethren's own best interest is someone bringing up the tired cliche of the tragic suicidal homosexual.
Though outing is not a great thing (and something that should be done with a heavy heart)- neither is hypocrisy. Selling your soul to make a buck or please your bigoted family or whatever reason drives someone to be a closeted Republican-- is living dangerously no matter how you look at it. They spend all their time lying and trying to not get caught by the Righties. Well, now they have to watch their ass from the other side too.
But just like the despicable Victorian myth that all women were "hysterical" and could not be trusted with responsibilities was cheap and insulting-- so is the crap that the fragile homosexual's first response to bad news is to kill themselves. Most homosexuals go through a lifetimes worth of crap by the time they are 20. This guy is a big boy playing in the ugly world of politics. He'll make it through this and hopefully find the courage to stop supporting those who will never fully accept him.
Bailey, perhaps one day we'll all be as courageous as you. On behalf of the world, let me apologize for those who don't live up to your exacting standards. Thanks, also, for taking my post so terribly seriously. It's so cute when people do stuff like that.
The fact is people from all backgrounds, of all ages, commit suicide. I had no idea that every time a gay guy commits suicide it's such a stereotypical act of betrayal to the cause. I don't think suicide is a gay thing, like Bette Midler or Amercrombie, and too suggest so is honestly a bit odd.
Also strange are your suggestions that 1) everyone who works in politics is thick-skinned and somehow immune to emotional and personal turmoil, and 2) that every closeted gay working in the conservative/GOP movement is doing so purposefully, selfishly and rather maliciously, for specific and clearly thought out reasons. Apparently in your world there's no such thing as personal anguish, youthful decisions, confusion over one's sexuality and how to deal with it in the context of one's politics and career. It's a world I'd love to live in if it existed.
My guess is 6
If it isnt number one-
Then he is next for sure.
Mike:
All of them???????????
Mike!
Can I get #4's phone number, hottness!
My guess is #10. He's got a serious case of "gay face".
If numbers 1,2,4,6,7,9, & 10 aren't gay they must be very comfortable with their sexualities because they smile gayer than any gay man I know. I'm still pulling for #4 though!
#4 is so NOT my type, I actually hate that type of guy. They tend to be super white.
ok, mike who is it?
Writing it up now.
Mike
Nada, did you forget to take your medication again sweety?
Who is it?
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