Never take a bath in a glass house.

le
le | Homepage | 07.27.06 - 5:45 pm | #

Buy low, sell high.

le
le | Homepage | 08.22.06 - 10:23 pm | #

Never pet a burning dog.

(that one has served me well...)
existingthing | Homepage | 09.15.06 - 2:18 am | #

There are easier ways to go to hell than in a handbasket.

le
le | Homepage | 06.20.07 - 12:11 am | #

Toast always lands butter-side down, especially if you butter both sides before you drop it.
Jay | Homepage | 02.24.08 - 1:54 pm | #