Man, those fortune cookies are scary with how often they're right.

Mine said I have an inoperable brain tumor that will eliminate my ability to control flatulence.
Lightning Bug's Butt | Homepage | 03.10.06 - 12:47 am | #

You are now an honorary family member. Bet that tumor drops off tomorrow!
Kevin | Homepage | 03.10.06 - 4:09 am | #

Kevin is that you? Oh! It's you! This is your cousin Schuma!
Schuma | 03.10.06 - 5:17 am | #

Great to see you cuz Please enjoy your happy lucky good time!
Kevin | Homepage | 03.10.06 - 11:01 am | #

What?
Rubén Valle | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 11:08 am | #

always add the phrase "in bed" to the end of your forutnes. hmmmmmmmmm!
sane one | 03.11.06 - 3:15 pm | #

Hah! "You and whole family have happy lucky good time in bed!" Boy, I'm glad I didn't get that fortune
Kevin | Homepage | 03.12.06 - 12:15 pm | #