I know it is often attributed to South Africa, but the motto of Antarcticans is: Speak softly and carry a big stick. And be a big freezer. It's working.
le
Maybe its in the waddle eh?..who knows?..LOL 
Golly.
I wish I could use photoshop.
Excuse my freaking swearing.
[Can't do that - THOUGHT POLICE aka Kevin]
Kevin, this site made me laugh, several times in fact in the couple of times I visited this site today. I appreciate this sites' humour.
Angel, I've got 499angels at my site if you click the right link. You are invited to come over and try to find the 499angels.
Steel, I'm not quite sure what your saying here. But if you would like a free photoshop and the knowledge of how to use it, then
please come over to my blog and check out "Get A Free Photoshop!" You are invited anyway, even if you don't really want a photoshop or the knowledge of how to use it. I trust that all above realize that they are getting a personal invitation to visit my blog.
Sitting in the balcony munching popcorn,
Tubby
What about the opressed harp seal minority in Northern Antarticstan. They have been under the "club" of the eskimaliban for years with the tacit approval of these so called "penguins"
AND...THEY are the REALLY cute ones.I'm sick of you right "wingers."
We know your isp....
PETA
Hilarious! Linked!
What's up with Tubby? That looks very trollish... Automated trolling in comments now?
But I digress. ..
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uh,
I had something to say.
OH yeah, right, Morgan Freeman!
Sheesh, nevermind.
You always provide the smile I can't seem to find, Blogi. I sure needed it this morning... where the hell is my coffee?? That's COFFEE not KOFI!
I've been warning about the growing militance of Penguins for a long time, now. Don't be deceived by the absence of conflict there. Penguins are mean-spirited, nasty expansionists!
Beware of 'em!
These penguins are just studio guards. They're there to fire at the influx of tourists who take ships down there to stare at them. The rest of the two million penguins are behind an ice bern practicing their new tourist attraction Riverdance extravaganza. It's hard going kicking up those little legs on the ice, but they figure it'll bring more tourists. The guards are there to keep the big Antartica Riverdance Show under wraps until it's ready. pppwwiiiit! Dang...another penguin slipped..... That is a tough dance, but they're determined. Their taps keep freezing to the ice on extra cold days. Sad stuff.
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I see where you are going with this. All of those penguin feet pounding on the ice is making it melt, exacerbating the horrific downward spiral of global warminizing.
Enough is enough. Attack Antarctica now!
Stew:
Being the most shameless troller in cyberspace, I had to figure out a way to speed up my trolling.
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