Before I hear the garbage from PETA, I would like to say that only 4 stuffed bears were harmed during the filming of this post.
This article needs a PG5andUnder rating.
le
ps Captain Kirk can't handle the truth!
Maybe that's what those anti-2nd amendment folks actually have in mind for all of us...
Maybe that's where they get the phrase: "A disarmed society is a safer society!" I guess it would have to be safer, no one could DO anything...
Le, my Mom called and told me what a scoundrel I was for faking the photo of the Pope flipping off Islam. This fluffy post is an act of attrition 
Existingthing, are you saying that the law has changed again!?! I'm not re-reading it, it's too darned long. Just let me know if I should chop the kid's arms off or not. Soon. The rent on this paper guillotine isn't cheap. Ah, I'm gonna chop them off just in case. Better safe than sorry. Hey, why did the kids just run out of the house yelling?
"This fluffy post is an act of attrition."
Well, fluffy in the sense that the bears are fluffy, but scandalously frightening without parental guidance for the under-five crowd!
le
ps: As a former Catholic, I'm thinking you must mean CONtrition.
ATTRITION:
Date: 14th century
1 : [Middle English attricioun, from Medieval Latin attrition-, attritio, from Latin] : sorrow for one's sins that arises from a motive other than that of the love of God
2 : the act of rubbing together : FRICTION; also : the act of wearing or grinding down by friction
3 : the act of weakening or exhausting by constant harassment, abuse, or attack
4 : a reduction in numbers usually as a result of resignation, retirement, or death
Ha Ha Ha Ha................ I think I peed my pants. The attrition associated with the leakage has chafed my inner thighs and for sure if I don't change my britches before I head to McDonald's I will receive many acts of attrition by the rude lunch crowd. Oh, Lawd, please forgive me for I didn't know I needed to go before I opened the blog.
I'm not reading anything with compound-complex sentences. Just tell me where to hide my spent bullets and I'll be fine.
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Hah! I did mean contrition, but got lucky with Phoenix's first definition, of which I was previously unaware. Now I don't have to admit I made a mistake!
Thanks ladies!
Wordnet says attrition means "sorrow for sin arising from fear of damnation." I don't think your mom really has that much power, but more power to you for trying to keep her happy.
le
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