Why? Why? Tomatoes are so low maintenance. You need to re-think this, man. Think of all the joy.

le
le | Homepage | 02.25.08 - 7:24 pm | #

I'll be honest with you, Le. We don't even know who the father is. Can a young b*st*rd tomato even hope for a normal life?

No, better to nip it in the bud. Well, nip it in the flower, at least.

Don't get me wrong. We've tried all the options. We offered to carry the tomato to term. None of the adoption places seemed interested. We even tried Planned Parenthood. They sent us free scissors!
Kevin | Homepage | 02.25.08 - 7:57 pm | #

lol They're not much good when it comes to unplanned parenthood.

le
le | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 9:30 am | #

lol..are the scissors sharp?
Angel | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 1:49 pm | #

A little bit of fertilizer should clear that blurryness right up.
existingthing | Homepage | 02.26.08 - 10:04 pm | #

This is simply too dumb to live, but I love you anyway.
sparticia | 02.28.08 - 7:31 pm | #

Man, let me give you a heads up: if you're growing reefer in the basement, maybe its best not to advertise it on the blog, dude.
Jane | Homepage | 03.07.08 - 9:15 pm | #