Note to self: call proctologist.
le
Not me! I've decided that if I get colon cancer... I'm going to die of colon cancer. You've got to draw the line somewhere, and I draw it at proctology 
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You might have thought of drawing the line before your leukotomy.
teehee just kidding
le
You know, when they got the science down, they stopped calling it 'astrology' and started calling it astronomy. So I'm willing to see a proctonomist. But no way am I going to go to a proctologist. I suspect he'll start with saying 'take your pants off', and then wax about some prediction of the end of the world, and how it's going to happen based on his understanding of my polyps.
No thanks! Avoid proctologists. It says so in the Bible.
UPDATE: Darn, I forgot that Le knows the Bible. Ok, it doesn't say it in the Bible, but it does say it in the Torah.
UPDATE II: Dang, I forgot about Angel knowing the Torah. Ok, it turns out is says nothing about proctology in the Torah either. But I'm pretty sure Buddha is against the while idea.
UPDATE III: No Buddhists here? Ok, then I will speak for them. Buddhists are against proctology!
ps. - Le, the leukotomy was not by choice 
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(hah! Thanks for the new word! Though this doesn't appear to be a valid use of the word, I'm hoping to call hippie's silly ideas 'leukotomicious' in the future.)
"leukotomicious"
Sounds delightful.
le
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