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LIAR. I spent all day yesterday reading that damn book, and that was not how it happened. 
I can't read, so no harm done.
The sad part is that Hagrid and Ron are partners. Pretty raunchy gay sex in that book.
Thanks for mentioning me...jerk.
oh...
Dobby and Snape have a little something going too. That will come out in #7.
I had to beg aughra to tell me.
Oh..and...FIRST!
Bwahahahahah!
I hate Harry Potter and all the hype surrounding it.
But strangely I'm strangely drawn to Emma Watson.
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/gran...,%20Emma%20(II)
In a non-Michael Jackson kind of way.
Hermione Gingold is in that book? I thought she only did films.
I'm not gay, so I don't read those books, but Hermione kinda sounds like the name of a hermophrodite, so maybe I should start reading them.
my boyfriend bought that book for me. then he tried to hide it to save it until our anniversary in september.
i told him if he didn't want to die..
that he'd stop hiding it away.
i have a wand..
i'm not afraid to use it.
Personally, I was shocked to find out that the magic wands were being used as double dildos by the Slytherin group...you'd think they'd be a happier team with such bonding.
Man! My daughter is gonna be very disappointed.
GET LIVES and let your children read it sheeesh.
read porn your old enough for it. dont read crappy kids books.
dude, I totally knew ron was gay. I mean, everyone I date comes out of the closet eventually.
Harry who?
...I use my wand to make people shit their pants when they piss me off.
It's the only spell I know, but I'm damned good at it. DAMN GOOD!!
Okay, man...
I've checked three of your latest posts and I don't see a spider comment.
I told you I killed it, Ho.
I don't read much. I just look at the pictures. Does it have any cool pictures?
i loved lindsay lohan as hermione (sp?) on that SNL skit. she was all sexy in a schoolgirl outfit ... it was really funny.
it was. i'm just horrible at explaining shit.
I will do what I always do...wait for the movie.
I hate Harry Potter.
ASSHOLE!
Shut up!
i haven't even read order of the phoenix... mwaahaha.
HAIRY POTTARRRRRRR..HAIRY POTTARRRRRRRR...HAIRY POTTARRRRRR...
Almost as annoying as the book?..no?
Why can't there be a kid's story about Asian pornstars who cast magic spells on cocks?....I'd read that.
Damn I was hoping you'd mention if Hermoine died. Maybe I'll have to read to find out. Is Ron gay? I think he has been diddling Harry while he sleeps. Get back to me on that.
Well now I can throw the book away or better yet use it as toilet paper.
Thanks for saving my time luv. Always looking out for me aren't you.
harry = bottom bitch
haven't read any of those harry fucker books. haven't seen any of those harry fucker movies. so no harm done.
Oh Ben, how did you know the plot of my autobiog, um, fiction novel?
Dang! Harry kills Hermione? I thought they'd end up going at it like rabbits!
You are terrible.
Dammit! Now I guess I don't have to finish reading it. Thanks alot...that'll be 20 bucks please.
Oh man, I'm so bummed. Did Ron and Harry get to shag her first though? At least that would have been something.
Excuse me? when did Hermione die? do u need someone to read that book again to u?
Harry who??
That's pretty much what I told people who came in to buy the book.... they all left with puzzled looks on their faces!
Fantastic review. I'm glad Ron's finally gto in touch with his feminine side, oh, the things he can do with his wand...
Double ended dildo... Slither-in... HA! Brilliant!
New Pron video for sure.
meh.she was a slut anyway.i prefered the gay version,'garry botter'.
Binsk--I can read but I find words to be so agressive.
Kim--hehe. you're right. i'll correct it on my next post.
AB--why is that sad? I thought that was beautiful. snape is the coolest.
jk--please provide pics of the begging.
Jinxy--not MJ because she's not a boy but in all other respects, no?
OHS--had to imdb her. you have a long memory.
Tim--i'm half gay so i can read anything. even the bonesetter's daughter.
sarah--does it vibrate?
LB--hehe. you would think. the slytherins are so crabby.
OgO--I'm sorry. best to be forewarned, though.
deryke--the write pron? why...when you can watch it?
cg--hehe. you dated a wizard?
PF--it's HAWWY.
B Sith--does it vibrate?
Nolff--if words are cool pictures then yes, very cool.
Grrrrrrrace--i .. didn't see it 
Mona--in the movie there's a chance for full frontal nudity!
Wife--i hate them all.
hate you--that was delicious, thank you. my new post is in honor of you. and your mom.
Rach--hehe. k.
milktea--hermione dies in order of the phoenix.
B--i'd totally read that. every fucking night. if it were animated.
CaCa--bad news, C. she doesn't die. and ron's not gay. it was ALL A BIG JOKE!!?? Can you believe it?
Alekx--can we still play hide the sausage?
Tran--hehe. that's how i always pictured it.
bull--what do you read and watch... so i can help you with reviews.
Riss--hehe. autowhat?
JB--where kill=sex, yes. a metaphore for sex. kill.
aughra--the worst, doll-face. or i wish it were so. i'm very mild.
KelBel--i'll pay in love. by the pound.
AtR--how do you think she died? one massive flippendo orgasm.
Anon--Excuse me? in the middle of the book? Don't be a jackass and try and mislead the people?
WW--Pothead.
Book Monkey--lol. i'd totally buy.
Louise--Flippendo!
YGWIN--hehe. that's pretty crafty, sweet p.
geeze--i did too. nice ass, btw. the hand marks look stingy. as in sting + weee
Haven't you all heard?
JK Rowling isn't going to write another book... she's given it all up and has decided to write leaflets on STD's that are to be distributed to schools throughout England.
They are going to be called Harry Potter and The Oozing Penis.
I think she's onto a winner...
FUCK late again !! too much reading I should just QUIT reading books altogether and ONLY read your blog.
i knew RON was gay from like the first book man. he is SO GAY!
You are awful.
Wicked.
But you keep making me smile and, darn it, it makes me feel guilty.
You are my guilty pleasure.
FUCK U NERD
WHY U GOTTA MAKE STUPID SHIT UP FOR? U STUPID MUGGLE!!! GO FUCK A
BROOM !!
DICK WEED!!!
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