Here lies a lying liar and Senate loser to the author of Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
Here lies the lying liar
Multiple entries ARE encouraged.
Paul Wellstone is a Democrat
And I am a Democrat
We must work together
To Re-elect
Bill Clinton
Spot draws energy from his readers:
Wellstone's dead!
Gulp.
So am I.
(Exhibition category)
Play me off, Keyboard Cat!
As I once was, so was the GOP
As I am now, all Republicans will be
So prepare Party of Reagan
For obscurity.
At least he kept it zipped
(chortle)
(Exhibition category)
The Republicans were once big
But now they're going the way of the Whigs
Because they can't control their urge
to those who disagree they purge.
Yeah I know, what I wrote wasn't so much an epitaph for Coleman, was a bit more broad based.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
My name is Norm Coleman, (former) Senator of Senators:
Look on my political career, ye mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains (except professional hockey). Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level snows stretch far away.
In a rarified club such as the senate
it sucks to be the pauper among the rich
ol' Smokescreen tried his best to keep up
Now he's likely to become bubba's cell bitch.
The Buck teeth stop here
I won my Senate seat
by mischacterizing a funeral, wasn't that a treat
I allowed the GOP to whine
Because I have no spine
Yes, Michelle Bachmann is a witch
and I lost because I was Bush's bitch.
The mountain lay before me
As I began the climb to the summit
I chanced upon Stuart Smalley
And now I don’t stand a friggin chance of ever working for the gummit.
Damn whippersnappers
Here lies Norm Coleman,
a man of firmly held wavering principles.
Great Ceasar's bust
Is on the shelf
And I don't feel
Too well myself
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