Jay: J'Bert; Jaybirddoggin' Chicks
Patrick | Email | Homepage | 08.30.05 - 10:00 am | #

'Quinny' sounds a bit wimpy, like a little wimpy rich brat of a kid.
John B. | Email | Homepage | 08.30.05 - 10:13 am | #

Keep in mind NHL goon Dan Quinn was also "Quinny".
Jay | Email | Homepage | 08.30.05 - 10:22 am | #

I would have gone with Mr Roboto for Quinn...But then Again, I'm a jerk
Bryan ND '02 | Email | Homepage | 08.30.05 - 10:31 am | #

Asaph Schwapp is Thunderball???

I think a better one is The Schwapper. You know, like the Clapper. Or the A** Schwapper. Of course that could cause all sorts of unnecessary inuendo considering he's a full back.
Domer 99 | Email | Homepage | 08.30.05 - 1:54 pm | #

My favorite was Et tu Bruton...

My suggestions:

Wife Shwapper? - Scwapp
Quinnessential - B. Quinn
Steve McQuinn - S. Quinn
The Crumpler - Crum
tex29 | Email | Homepage | 08.30.05 - 2:18 pm | #

Obviously I meant "Wife Schwapper" for Schwapp.

I can't even be consistent with my poor spelling.
tex29 | Email | Homepage | 08.30.05 - 2:20 pm | #

"Okay, Grimey."
Mike Steedle | Email | Homepage | 08.30.05 - 8:38 pm | #

Mike "Even a Tight End can juke my socks off" Richardson.

(I may still be angry about the late-game missed tackle against Pitt).
Matt Angry Matt | Email | Homepage | 08.30.05 - 8:55 pm | #

Possible connection back to the glory days:

Mike Stonebreaker - "Stoney"
Maurice Stovall - "Stone Hands"
Matt Angry Matt | Email | Homepage | 08.30.05 - 9:04 pm | #

("The Lawn Wrangler" has not fallen on deaf ears, Jay.)
Mike Steedle | Email | Homepage | 08.30.05 - 11:33 pm | #