Haha purrrrrfect.
IrishHoffy | Email | Homepage | 09.30.06 - 11:48 pm | #

Was that the one from today? I remember that one from my days...
MattCT | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 12:00 am | #

what were his lines at the PSU / UM games?
AJ | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 12:04 am | #

Michigan: A brush with the law can be a hair raising experience.
Jeff | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 12:20 am | #

Matt - That was from today. Perhaps there is some recycling going on?
Jeff | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 12:20 am | #

He recycles. Some of the same lines were in use during while I was at ND from 88-92.

Repetition doesn't make it any less fun to listen to the stadium go dead quiet waiting for the punchline.
Turf | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 1:55 am | #

Sweet vonage!
notre damian | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 10:47 am | #

wasn't PSU something about cops being "busy as bees" or something like that?
Matt | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 12:23 pm | #

Has anyone compiled his greatest hits? I just googled it and didn't find anything. Hell, everything else is on the internet.
Phil K. | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 12:32 pm | #

yes, he has admitted that he recycles. the greatest hits are between tracks on a marching band CD, which you can find at the bookstore.

my favorite: "if you have one for the road, you might get a policeman for a chaser."

-jaf
just another fan | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 12:49 pm | #

PSU was: "Rember folks, the police are keeping busy as bees to give you a honey of a day!" or close to that
John | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 1:08 pm | #

my favorite, from a few years back:
"it's not very bright to drive half lit"
adam | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 1:30 pm | #

"You'll never find your bluebird of happiness with too many swallows."
April | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 2:13 pm | #

You can buy a CD of the Notre Dame Band and Offic Tim McCarthy entitled "May I Have Your Attention Please" That includes 15 of his lines. www.ndband.com
edomerp | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 2:37 pm | #

"The road is rocky for those who are stoned."
Jack | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 4:20 pm | #

Oh, man, this needs to be a regular feature. Nothing like the dead silence going over the field for the punchline and the crowd going nuts for it. I have heard fans of other teams ask what that was all about and why everyone was cheering when it wasn't all that funny. Good stuff.
ND Alum | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 11:12 pm | #

"nobody relishes a pickled driver"
duffman | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 11:23 pm | #

"Remember, if you try to pull the wool over a policeman's eyes, he may see through the yarn"
G | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 11:24 pm | #

"If you weave in and out of traffic, you'll just end up a basket case"
Jeff | Email | Homepage | 10.01.06 - 11:58 pm | #

Leave the Saousa to us?
iNDy | Email | Homepage | 10.02.06 - 11:40 am | #

He had one about frogs a couple years back that I thought was pretty good.
Erik '04 | Email | Homepage | 10.02.06 - 2:42 pm | #

If they took his quotes and made it into a book they'd make millions.
Rusty | Email | Homepage | 10.02.06 - 3:05 pm | #

"Remember, DUI's are expensive, which is why driving drunk doesn't make any cents".
chrisnd | Email | Homepage | 10.02.06 - 4:06 pm | #

His worst, by far:

"Remember, if everyone drives right, there'll be more people...left."
Jay | Email | Homepage | 10.03.06 - 12:27 am | #