Re: Luckiest Guy in College Football

I'm changing my major to sports trainer.
philB | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 5:13 pm | #

Trainer: "So she twists her ankle and I convinced her it was her hamstring."
schwappy | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 5:36 pm | #

"I gave her a mammogram at half time just to make sure."
yago | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 5:37 pm | #

Nicely done, guys.
Nate | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 5:42 pm | #

Re: Luckiest Guy in College Football"

Based upon the visual facts that the cheerleader is blonde and obviously a student at USC, I strongly suspect the trainer used the following line:
Miss, this injury is going to take extensive care and treatment, I believe that beer and simple, massaging can get you up and jumping around like a bimbo in say…………3 months. I would be happy to assist in your rehabilitation, no charge.
philB | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 6:14 pm | #

haha maybe i missed the joke here but is that a pregnant purdue woman drinking a natural ice?

if so, classic.
Tommy O | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 7:35 pm | #

Purdue woman, Yes.
Drinking a Natural Ice, Yes.
Pregant? No.
What's in the plastic bag?
philB | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 7:45 pm | #

Jay, is that you on the left????
Yo | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 7:55 pm | #

I understand the Ty costume comes with some props but it appears to be missing the toilet.
UncleSmokeyStank | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 8:34 pm | #

philB,

what on earth makes you think ms. boiler wasn't pregnant? that was the obvious point of the pic...
b | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 9:48 pm | #

Clearly pregnant.
Horrified | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 10:19 pm | #

send that sc photo to beano stat.
henry | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 10:53 pm | #

First off, she definitely looks pregnant. Secondly, I was at a party just last weekend and saw a kid dressed as Charlie Weis. His outfit was perfect. He had the headset and the Charlie Weis walk down. Some football players who just got back Navy on Saturday night saw him at Reckers and they all loved the costume. Definitely the best costume I have seen so far.
Irish Fan | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 11:12 pm | #

While we're on the topic of USC cheerleaders...this photo is priceless.
TJ | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 11:43 pm | #

This photo:

http://static.flickr.com/38/ 1034..._be7f6910ef.jpg
TJ | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 11:43 pm | #

Speaking of costumes that require props, what's that guy on the left packing? It has the look of a Spinal Tap cucumber job.
Paul | Email | Homepage | 10.31.06 - 11:49 pm | #

Please destroy that Gary and Ace picture!
Joe | Email | Homepage | 11.01.06 - 3:42 am | #

TJ - Thanks for the USC cheerleading pix, I've been looking for it since the big game early this year. It's part of the blonde bimbo collection that floated around.

Yeah, I figured the Boiler girl is PG, it was just a play on words. I think the point of the pix was her expression, fat (PG) and T-shirt.

Pat - Nice job on the halloween article, your humor borders on the far side.
PhilB | Email | Homepage | 11.01.06 - 8:08 am | #

Good work, TJ. Love the pic.
Matt J. | Email | Homepage | 11.01.06 - 8:09 am | #

Well done guys, great stuff as usual!

24 days until USC.
Smitty2183 | Email | Homepage | 11.01.06 - 8:24 am | #

That picture is great! The girl next to her: "I cannot believe how dumb you are." The other two: "you really ARE more blonde than us!"
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 11.01.06 - 11:13 am | #

F*CKING CLASSIC WORK GUYS!

What the f*ck is that in the Mighty Ducks pic?

I didn't even notice the beer at first- priceless.

I love the dude in the stripped suit and sombrero.
Irish Rat | Email | Homepage | 11.01.06 - 3:32 pm | #

trainer? you know he's the guy who makes sure the headset cord doesn't get tangled.

actually, reminds me of "young doctors in love", where the woman in the stirrups asks if everything is ok, and the guy says "how the hell should i know, i'm just a lawyer".
yz | Email | Homepage | 11.01.06 - 5:16 pm | #

I had to say great work but words cannot describe - thanks -
BBM | Email | Homepage | 11.01.06 - 6:23 pm | #

Love those SC cheerleaders and their white sweaters...
Dayton_Domer | Email | Homepage | 11.01.06 - 9:18 pm | #

Paul,

That's moving past Spinal Tap to Jim Belushi shoving toilet paper rolls into his pants!

Sean
Sean Fitzgerald | Email | Homepage | 11.02.06 - 9:37 am | #