Tiger bait! Tiger bait! Tiger bait! Tiger bait!
Lo-fi | Email | Homepage | 12.28.06 - 2:16 pm | #

I think this might sound better to "The Ballad of Uncle Rico...errr...John Henry", but that's just me...
Herringbone | Email | Homepage | 12.28.06 - 2:55 pm | #

You misspelled "baw".
Boob | Email | Homepage | 12.28.06 - 9:21 pm | #

I heard he can throw a footbaw over 'dem 'dere mountains, and the length of the Mississippi too.
Brad | Email | Homepage | 12.29.06 - 1:24 am | #

Anyone for starting a JaMarcus Russell Outrageous Statements" game, of the Chuck Norris mold! It kinda seems like they've taken the tired old Troy Smith stories and subbed in "JaMarcus Russell" for "Troy Smith"
Kevin | Email | Homepage | 12.29.06 - 9:56 am | #

Federal law prohibits Russell from coming within 500 kilometers of the President because his arm is considered a weapon of mass destruction.
Thundershaker | Email | Homepage | 12.29.06 - 11:46 am | #

JaMarcus JaSUCKS.
Gawd I am SO tired of hearing about how supposedly great LSU is...they have played weak SEC teams and looked mediocre in doing so.
Irish by double digits.
GO IRISH!!!
Mike D | Email | Homepage | 12.29.06 - 10:14 pm | #

I'm not gonna lie, it's kinda catchy.
Proto | Email | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:39 am | #

When JaMarcus goes out to eat Crawfish, he doesn't need to use his hands to crack them. They break at the mere sight of him.
Kevin | Email | Homepage | 01.02.07 - 12:49 pm | #