hahahaha funniest post ever! (especially number 17)
love it!


Nude Rockme?
Thanks. I need a new monitor now that mine is covered in Mountain Dew.


Gipp lives, and Boob has an official new nickname on BGS. Well done.


The infamous Mark May has predicted ND won't win more than six games this year. He said if they win seven he'll vote Charlie Weis for "coach of the year".


Nude Rockme stars in "Come Play with my Baaawls"


my "bawws"


#17 was my favorite too!

PS: Mark May also said on the new show College Football Live that ND would start 1-6 or 1-7.


well done


Mel Kiper also has John Sullivan (center), John Carlson (tight end) and Tom Zbikowski (safety) listed as the best seniors in the country at their respective positions.


Love the post.

ESPN has just released the top 25 teams of the past decade.

not surprisingly, we come in at number 23.

Our winning percentage over that period is actually not as bad as my memory would suggest. But we are the only team in the top 25 without a bowl win in that period. Get on that one charlie!!!


I hate to follow-up my own post, but I got curious. You have to go all the way to #68 (Northwestern) to find another team without a bowl victory


Here's my suggestion for a What If: What If Fielding Yost didn't lobby ferociously against ND and we had joined the Western Conference (now Big 10) as far back as the 1920s, which we aspired to do? Would our history just be a glorified Purdue?


They say only two kinds of defensive coordinators come from Texas. And Bob Davie never look much like a steer to me. I bet I could fit two whole footbawwwls up there Bobby D!


"It's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

19. Instead of two Holy Cross brothers who die looking for gold in California, half the order passes away in the perilous winter. The stewardship of the college is handed over to the Franciscans.


Does moving to CA mean that the freshman swimming test is more difficult? Or does it just mean that it is administerd by bay-watch like life guards?

Ron,

I know this will sound heretical to everyone who has taken to Boob bashing, butto be fair he was actually a capable DC. He is a decent strategist, just a terrible, terrible head coach.

During the Holtz years our D was actually respectable, if not good.


Credit where credit is due. Pete came up with "Nude Rockme" along with a number of other ones on this list. Hilarious.


Father Sorin also founded a St. Edward's College in Austin, Texas. What if he had founded the college in Austin first?

It would be a heck of a cross-town rivalry with UT. And White could schedule Washington State in Fort Wayne.


The Nude Rockme serial franchise was ultimately supplanted by Tyrone Willingham's blue portrayal of "Frank Lay Me". Studio heads bowed to intense public pressure and thus the "Rockme and Lay Me" porn/buddy flicks were born. These films were generally panned by critics, with the major complaint being that they were "not offensive enough".


Love 3, 15, and the photo of the dome on the beach!


LOL. Well done


best. porno name. ever.


Despite the rest of the Pac-8 shunning Notre Dame for it's Catholic affiliation, Oregon and USC continued to play the Samoans, resulting in long-standing rivalries (including the 1966 "Game of the Century" resulting in a ND-Oregon 10-10 tie). However, the rest of the Pac-8's refusal to play ND forced Rockne to seek out a national schedule, including cross-national road trips to powerhouses such as Army, Navy, and Penn State. To this day, the yearly Penn State-Notre Dame contest is considered the best cross-national rivalry in the country.


I was at ND for the 92 Penn St game and Ted Leo. Both rock(ed)!! Those are my favorites.


The Nick Lachey decimation alone would have made it worth while.

Nude Rockme. And I thought I had a tough time keeping a straight face while listening to Davie's drivel before...


3 is awesome, and it really wouldn't be much farther of a walk than it already it ... ahh, Carroll Hall, a.k.a. BFND.


Actually, Sorin went to Northern California and the alumni and students were known as "Gaters" (after the most notable presence on the campus, the Golden Gate). This, of course created a major rivalry with Florida which lasted until a huuricane and global warming caused the state of Florida to be under 17 inches of water, thus making it two islands and Venice.


Funny quote about Ty Willingham in Seattle newspaper:

"If I can make a suggestion with Tyrone, he's not one to bother while he's golfing," she said.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/ mo...71_moore14.html


This would not be The Blue Gray Sky blog, but instead The Blue Hazy Sky blog.


Loved the Carroll Hall comment.


Vermin Unite!!

#3 rocks.


What's all this about a Quinn-Leinart rivalry? The "D" in "Domers" must stand for "Delusional."


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