Your turn to pay homage to me
wah!! i love ur list....sounds VERY good. plus the fact that if i were in ur position, ted is INDEED the perfect lover. 
praise God..
Know what? All the Saints have either been crucified or burned at the stakes, so good luck in finding the right one. Mwehehehe I so bad. :-D
snglguy: wahahahaha... maybe i should become a nun, then??? 
yvy: eeeyerrrrrrrrrr don't rub it in.... or else i go steal yr teddy bear.... but then lucky for you i not so into gweilos teehee. *omg i sound drunk* bwahahahaha.
OMG! You? A NUN? *makes the sign of the cross* heaven help us!!! Mwahahahaha!!! :-D
snglguy: heyyy!!! i resent that!!! but then again, if i become a nun, we'd prolly wouldn't cross paths cos i'm like, a baptist and you're like, a catholic.
There's one problem though. Baptists don't have nuns. Missionaries yes, but no nuns or monks.
Hey, maybe you can volunteer to go on a mission to save souls? 
Seriously though, I'm happy for your spiritual turn-around.
haha no such thing as the perfect man !if you do however find him, he's prob gay. therein lies the problem of number one.
the oriental queen: ahhh tell me about it. but i think i would settle for a guy who would love screwed-up lil ol me.
you know what, even if THE perfect guy did exist, i don't think i could ever live up to HIS expectations. hmm.
snglguy: i'm not that religious. i skipped church and bible classes a couple of times because i wanted to watch football.. or i wanted to go out with friends. sigh.
Nah! We all backslide every once in a while. Heck, we're not saints y' know.
Snglguy - By definition ANY believer is a Saint as the word from the Greek ONLY means Believer. The Catholics just like to sinle out people they can 100% call Saints due to their acts on earth, but at the end of the day, if you make it to heaven, then you're a Saint.
Hedon - "Honey, do I look fat in this pair of jeans?"
I guess the answer, 'Don't worry, you look fat in everything' would probably get me killed ... then again, I look fat in anything ... even large big top tents! D'oh!
Hmm, let's check the list (yes, I know, I'm far too old ... I just like doing these quiz type things!)
1. Male CHECK
2. Baptist CHECK
3. Tactful Hmmm, most of the time...
4. Housework CHECK (used to be the ironer, vaccuumer and washer upper as well as cooking for myself)
5. Can Cook CHECK [But not all those listed, but I can follow a recipe, so can learn)
6. Papmering ... depends. Can't provide the endless money.
7. Loves Childrens and Dogs CHECK
8. My Best Friend - Well, that'd depend if we met and got on ... but all my GF's etcf usualyl become my best friends (and I theres). In fact, when my marriage broke up my Ex told me I was her best friend and asked if we could still be friends, to which I replied YES. And I tried ... but, some people just dont' want to try.
I think I scored high (for someone not in the runnin anyway) ... but, not a perfect match.
Move along, nothing to see here!
1. Hell yeah. Except that I want a gay man.
2. He could be a Scientologist for all I care if he's gorgeous enough. And rich. And hung. (Oops that last one rules out Mr Cruise, I think)
3. As long as he doesn't expect ME to be tactful too.
4. Or be rich enough to hire a team of naked servants to do it for us.
5. See no. 4
6. See no. 4 again.
7. Dogs, yes. Children, no fucking way. Any man who has or want kids goes to the back of the queue. Unless he's rich and gorgeous and -you know the list.
8. Yeah, that works. So long as he doesn't turn into a 'sister'.
the nun idea is ...errhhmm....*better keep mum abt it lar. LOL :P
Fully agree with some points there like lots of backrubs. Massages. Cook for me. Bring me places. Make me laugh.
And one crucial point to note is to provide me with all-expenses paid shopping sprees.
Tee hee.
sarah y: yes, and j is going to kill me the 2nd time round for putting ideas in his gf's head. heh.
yvy: ... is very appealing, right? right?
jay: come to think of it, all you want is gorgeous, rich, and hung. mannn.. if only life could be that simple. lol.
dabido: snglguy IS a catholic. and no.6 is very, very, very important. try harder in future.
snglguy: saints are boring ppl anyway. lol.
only 8 things? lol
I wrote a list of things I want and it's 4 pages long and under my till....
yup...make sure u dun wear anything underneath. Ooooooooooo...nice n airy! ;P
Hedon - I know Snglguy is a Catholic. Just explaining the meaning of Saint, that's all.
Hope no one toook offence to it or anything ... but, that's what the Greek word means.
No. 6 ... Well, I still can't provide the endless money.
I don't have to try harder as I'm so old I was out of the running in the first place. I'm at that age when my owner would probably start thinking about having me put down!
Also, not all Saints are boring. Look at what some of them did before they converted! Sex, Drink, Food, Murder ... lots of fun stuff. You should read more about the lifes of the Saints!
On top of that, most of them suffered persecution etc. St Paul escaped from a city being lowered in a basket from it's walls ... that's pretty exciting.
dabido: ahhhh.. but that was before they became saints... after that, their lives got pretty boring (in a good way) except for some of them like john the baptist who got beheaded by herod.
yvy: oh yes... and make sure it's "brazilian'd" down there. LOL.
elana: can't get too greedy, dear.. sigh. or else i'll remain single and available for the rest of my poor lil life.
What about Saint Sebastian. He was pretty kewl. They tied him to a tree, shot him full of arrows and left him for dead ... and he survived that!
dabido: what? all that and no sex? boring.
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