Your turn to pay homage to me

I was once minding my own business in church when this over enthusiastic dude came up to me and asked me if I knew Jesus. I told him yes and he looked slightly disappointed.

Lesson is, never sit alone in church. heh


Gravatar Haha, hahahahahahaha there's a reason why you don't talk in church -- you never know who's sitting behind you.


Gravatar Must've been a hallmark moment when you found out...*falls off chair laughing his head off*


Gravatar ashish c: i was mortified and slunk lower in my chair. it was more of a "bang! you're so dead" moment.

kurt: remind me to install sideview mirrors on both sides of my forehead next time.

mervkwok: if i sit alone, then noone will ever know that the girl who's diligently studying the bible is actually reading a steamy novel to kill time.


Gravatar now that is what you call "tembak sendiri"!

as for your muscular woes, here's a tip - if you couldn't be bothered to warm up properly, just apply deep-heat like Yoko on the fragile areas first before you play.


Gravatar I know how to chase away that 'extremely evil' spirit inside. SPANKING!!!

"Be Gone Evil One!" *spanks hedo's tush*


Gravatar snglguy: waaaaaa~ what happened to deliverance???

laksa: oh thanks for the tip! often i cannot be bothered to warm out before frisbee so now i know what to do. heh.


Gravatar er. grandma irene? um. *quiet*


Gravatar hahahahaha! omg, that story is so hilarious. talk softer la next time. LoL.


Gravatar adrian c: next time i don't want to go to church liao. *malu*

iwene: that's grandmother irene. you're different. you're iwene the cookie-lovin' biatch.




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