Your turn to pay homage to me
Eh, aren't you too old to be getting angpows during CNY? Here, anyone over 20 and has a job is automatically excluded. Man, I'm in the wrong place...
BTW, you don't need a broom these days. There's this thing called the vacuum cleaner. 
Hardly anybody uses a broom anymore dear. Try thinking of yourself holding a vacuum cleaner. It'll still make you feel sick but at least it's more up to date. Haha
AHAHAHAHA!
the commitment-phobic pampered princess speaking!
now i'm REALLY starting to pity B...
if he lasts that long under your TLC that is heh.
Lol ... wtf is this!... Thongs .. Maid .. Thongs... Maid ... Thongs the Maid ... :P
aiyo..how ah? why ah? when ah?
Aiya, just be straight with them, "I broke up with him because he seriously affects my side-income."
Ironing = laundry services
Expert cooking = eat out la
Sewing = that's what tailors are for
See? Kau tim sai.
yalar woman...u in which century still want to use broom stick - if up jeff's butt then different lar!! lol :P but really hor, having a maid very the best leh - i got one who comes in once a week, good enough leh. after she leaves, house is spick n span - BEST! :D
yes, i'm a lazy bum too but i still have to iron my clothes lar. bleck!
TO EVERYONE: the fact that i used the term "broom" is evidence enough that i absolutely do not do housework at all and i intend to keep it that way for a long time.
yvy: my maid comes in 6 days a week. my maid irons my clothes. but i change my own bedsheets because i won't allow anyone else to do it.
luxferi: no no no... i got even better option!
Ironing = hubby
Expert cooking = hubby
Sewing = hubby
Jaga anak = hubby
Spending hubby's hard-earned money = ME!!!!!
wuching: don't be a bitch now!
thongs: next time you absolutely HAVE to teach my maid how to cook lambshank. if she's too dumb to learn, you can cook her instead.
iwene: HAHAHAHAHAH you wanna have a competition to see whether cookie or B last longer under our respective care?
merv: that's soooo stepford wives. *pukes*
snglguy: as long as i'm not married, i demand angpows! dun care! must give me angpows! ROARRRRRRRRRR!!!!
"Spending hubby's hard-earned money = ME!!!!!" - OMG!! Are you sure you're not my ex??
snglguy: if i were your ex, you would be begging on the streets right now.. HAHAHAHAHAH.
haha, poor hedo...
i for one never bring gf go visiting relatives...
and the thought of you holding a broom stick? Heaven forbid!!
laksa: hahahahaha. dammit, why nobody ever warned me not to bring bf when go visiting... nvm, at least i know now..
OMG! Is that how cruel you will be with your future hubby? Hahahaha :-D
cookie's lasted half a year now, a testament to how good i ammmmmmm...
aiyo - 6 days a week n u stil grumbling?? siao!! whallap u lar...
yvy: i'm grumbling because in future when i get married or move out, i can't bring her along...
iwene: yeah, but how's her sanity level? hmm?
snglguy: well, if he gives me enough cash to spend then i will certainly be nice and kind to him 
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