Your turn to pay homage to me

Gravatar I have a whole can of spicy BBQ-flavoured peanuts for you to lick. Think you'd be up for it?


Gravatar tigerjoe: sure, if it nets me some cash. unfortunately, your nuts are geographically undesirable at the moment.


Gravatar i think i might start calling u the bag lady from now on..


Gravatar What women will do for a bag....


Gravatar "affordable" is very relative, heh


Gravatar I think you'd make more money if you offered not to try to lick a guy's nuts for money. You know, you could do this really crazy woman thing and stalk a guy and try to rip off his pants and he'll be like "stop!" and you say "pay me or i bite off your nuts".


Gravatar mervkwok: brilliant idea... hey gimme your kch address, i'll stalk your dad.

ky: i'm hopeless in physics, so when i say affordable it means REALLY affordable.

snglguy: ... and a pair of manolos, and a car, and comestics, and a rich husband...

wuching: no name-calling now, flowerboy.


Gravatar hey, u free this evening? i'd like to make an appointment for nut-licking...


Gravatar Personally I'd rather offer full sex. Nut-licking sounds a little unsatisfying, and I'm a nicer person than that.

Then again, I don't particularly want a green handbag.

Maybe a new pair of boots.


Gravatar laksa: between you and me, that would be terribly incestuous.

jay: i'll make a bumper sticker for you. "HORNY. Will eat men for nothing."


Gravatar how odd. i could've swore i made a comment here earlier.

anyway, ok, i'll give you the address but only if you give me 20% mwahaha


Gravatar mervkwok: i'll give you 20% if i manage to score a minimum of RM500,000 from your daddy dearest. LOL.




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