Your turn to pay homage to me
clever nya...
mislead parents again...
oh, btw u guys playing frisbee on sat? i can't make it on sun cos got footy friendly 
hmm dunno lerr. see how the weather goes. but usually i don't play on Sat cos i wanna watch EPL. i'll let you know on Sat if they're playing.
And what would you advise your kid, if ever you'd have one, or two... 
'Yes, I'm amnesiac like that.'
Like what? 
Lies make the baby Jesus cry!
[Actually, what I just wrote is so wrong! Yet, how many times have you heard people say that to their kids! THEY'RE LYING.]
Anyway, parents lie to their kids just as much. Like, when my parents denied finding me on the set of Planet of the Apes!
How come we know you are NOT lying now?
Anyway most of us tell lies, I've known people who keep telling lies all the time.
Dabido: You sure? Aren't you perhaps the great-great-great Grandson of William Shakespeare? bwahaha..
Erm. Hmm.. Guess the obvious evaded them on this one haha. It took my parents like 5 months before they figured out I was attached and I found that odd. I don't just go around holding hands with just anybody and so I thought it'd be obvious. Lol
merv: maybe your parents took 5 months to accept the fact that their little boy has finally grown up. heheheheh.
ashish c: dabido's australian. william shakespeare's british. and i always tell the truth in my blog. LOL.
dabido: my parents never told me that lies make baby jesus cry, because my parents aren't christians and we all know that jesus isn't a baby anymore.
my sister almost ran away from home once out of fear because she altered her report card grades and my parents found out. it was hilarious.
snglguy: "If mummy EVER catch you telling lies, you watch out. Mummy give you away to the salvation army. don't love you anymore."
so now ur parents can't wait for u to get married & have children hor!
Hedo - Ashish could still be correct. After all, a lot of my ancestors are British, and Australia's only been around as a Nation since 1770, which is 200 years after Bill MilkShake [or whatever his name is]. And I am distantly related to Robert Louis Stevenson, who was also British and a writer.
And I never said your parents ever said that. I just said peole say it to their kids ... whcih they do ... to stop the kids from lying ... I eas just mentioning it as it was ironic that they tell a lie to stop lying ... and the kids eventually find out.
Heh. I totally concur on not telling a lie if we are not up for making it a perfect one.
Telling lies are way too exhaustive and takes up a lot of paranoia, memory and alertness for it snowballs until it smacks us back in the face.
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