Hmm...

I don't think I could ever marry a guy who
is not ambitious or career-driven.
Check. I'm ambitious. Gunning to conquer the world.

is an alcoholic, compulsive gambler, or womanizer.
Check. I'm not anyone of these.

doesn't love children or animals.
Check. I love em!

can't speak English.
Check. I think my english is medium good.

is financially unstable.
Check. Conquering the world requires plenty of money which I'm in the process of collecting.

is not domesticated to the point of being physically handicapped.
Check. I can move, run etc. :D

has zero sense of humour.
Check. I've got a bit sense of humor.

who thinks sex is the answer to everything.
Check. Never.

thinks he is always right.
Check. I always think my brain is.

who is not honest.
Check. I'm honest with a bit of lying here and there although no omitting of vital info.

So do I qualify?
Ashish C. | Homepage | 13.11.06 - 9:09 pm | #

I could name another type of guy you could never marry: a gay one.

Ok. bad joke =P I am so gonna get slapped for this
merv | Homepage | 13.11.06 - 11:36 pm | #

Hmmm, looks like you just eliminated every eligible guy with that list. ;-D
snglguy | Homepage | 13.11.06 - 11:41 pm | #

snglguy: that so proves my point that i'm destined to be a nun.

merv: i CAN marry a gay guy. i just don't have to fuck him. but he'd better be filthy rich.

ashish c: you're younger than me. i can't marry a younger guy. that would be so pedo.
hedonistics anonymous | Homepage | 14.11.06 - 11:25 am | #

It isn't the point of marrying or not. I'm just proving Snglguy's point wrong that you have struck every eligible guy off the list!
Ashish C. | Homepage | 14.11.06 - 12:46 pm | #

But darling, that leaves you no one to marry!!!

My advise, if they womanise, you manise, go screw other guys, he have fun you have fun :P

Besides darling, not everyone is perfect, so take it as it comes and have fun and screw our way to high heaven..

Buzz Buzz
Fly on the Wall | Homepage | 16.11.06 - 2:41 pm | #