Does the pyramid come in any other colours, and what are the optional extras? Like, can I have air conditioning in my pyramid?


the standard color is earth yellow, but for an extra $50,000 you can opt for brick red. Extras include colored hieroglyphs on the wall (as opposed to plain etched) and larger size jackal statues. no air conditioning allowed because it'll ruin the aesthetics.
Dabido | Homepage | 16.08.08 - 6:07 pm | #

Well, they can't beat the Malaysian Government. It's the largest pyramid scheme in the country. :P


i should've photoshopped the M'sian flag over the pyramid.
Kurt | Homepage | 17.08.08 - 12:56 pm | #

Does it come complete with slaves? If it does, how many? And what guarantee that they won't escape? Do I have to provide for slave drivers and the usual equipment like whips?


slaves? SLAVES?!? don't tell me you're too cheap to hire servants! and didn't your mother tell you not to play with whips????

okay, since you're my first ever blogger friend, i'll throw in 10 leather-clad Xena-lookalike dominatrices. Just to fulfill your closet S&M fetish

but i warn you, if they run away, there'll definitely be hell to pay.
snglguy | Homepage | 18.08.08 - 11:38 am | #

Does the harem come with the pyramid or is it an optional extra?


for you, i'll throw in a harem of 15 irene-lookalikes for free. happy? oh, and they each come with a horny humping miniature silky terrier.
M | 18.08.08 - 11:54 am | #

why do i see my name being mentioned here despite my not commenting?

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because i know you secretly adore it.
Irene | Homepage | 18.08.08 - 8:43 pm | #

http://www.new.facebook.com/inbo...30305074& ref=nf

nah, i just remembered i promised to give you the link. not sure if you can view it or not though...


i'll view at home.
Irene | Homepage | 22.08.08 - 5:20 pm | #

Can I have a Sphinx, aunty Hedo? :P


that'll cost you an additional 100,000,000 pieces of gold please.
Ashish | Homepage | 22.08.08 - 6:38 pm | #