Gravatar They sure do hate them some women down there in Bugtussle.


Gravatar And maybe little Stoner will grow up to president of the united states.


Gravatar Shorter Dr. Helen:

"Chicks - they'z bitches, huh?" - slugs down chardonnay, chews on ice-cubes.


Gravatar Shorter Commentator at Doc Helen's place:

"As a divorced white male who can no longer afford a dune buggy..." Cries alone in the dark into cum-streaked fists...


Gravatar A baby is something created with a man and a woman. A gift is appropriate there.

Men don't give women kidney stones, so no gift is appropriate there.

Now...ULCERS!.....


Gravatar “…for some women, having kids is hard and painful…”

When my mother was five years old, her mother died in childbirth.


This isn’t real difficult, Helen:

--Two people fuck.

--Only one of them ever has a chance of getting pregnant.

--And that one is always the one with a womb.

--The womb-man.

--When my mother’s mother died in childbirth it was because she was the one with womb.


Get it? Do I have to say it slower?


“…hard and painful…”

What an asshole.


Christ. Ya just gotta click the link and read the whole thing:

” What a woman is saying when she expects a gift is that sex — and by extension, child-bearing — must be compensated by a man. This exchange boils down to legal prostitution (nothing wrong with prostitution in my book, but call a spade a spade). The problem here lies in the fact that wives who want this type of exchange often think of themselves as above being a prostitute, but indeed, they are not — they are just dishonest prostitutes who are pretending to be something else.”

Whew. What a complete fucking asshole.


Gravatar Since the day Dr. Mrs. first looked at her genitals and noticed a conspicuous absence of a penis, her mind has never been the same. Get a sex change operation already!!!


Gravatar That fucknozzle just called my mother a prostitute.

Why do I even bother to read this shit?


Gravatar If she thinks it's creepy to expect a present just because you're having your husband's baby, what must she think of those people who expect presents (year after year) just because their mothers had them?


Gravatar My bitch of a wife also expects me to remember non-events like the date of our wedding, the whore!


Gravatar Dlsak, remember, she's only a whore if you purchase a gift, otherwise she's just a bitch.


Gravatar Mrs. Instarube is what happens when someone with a really low IQ reads Ayn Rand.


Gravatar Dlsak, remember, she's only a whore if you purchase a gift, otherwise she's just a bitch.
HumboldtBlue


QOTD Humby!!!


Gravatar I think this comment to Dr. Helen's post pretty much sums up her constituency: "I don’t like trinkets - even expensive ones. I’d rather put the money toward a family trip. (I will say, though, that the best gift I ever got from my hubby was a Glock 19 for my 35th birthday. . . )"




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