The real tragedy of course is that they procreated.
These people really took the Julia Roberts crapfest "Sleeping with the Enemy" the wrong way.
Yeah. It's so hard out there for a man these days. You know, what with women running the government and business and religion and education and the military and the media and--
Oh, wait.
BT, couldn't you post that uber-manly Putz-in-a-Santa-hat photo as an update? We could all use a reminder of what hellacious studliness Mrs. Putz beds down with each evening.
Now I'm gonna go puke. Pardon me.
These men are often doing dishes, watching the kids and earning much of the money all the while feeling guilty if anyone is unhappy with them.
And this is a problem...how, precisely? And I can buld a treehouse, put together a car engine, tie knots (and sail a boat), all the while discussing the fine points of a '98 Cabernet over a couple of Budweisers.
Is she really that matriarchal?
If only I could type. Maybe if I got the bitch giving me a blow job right now to stop...
CG,
They procreated?
What test tube do we blame?
Well shit, you mean I have to leave my dirty dished in the sink forever until I find some domesticated wench to clean the for me? Does this mean I don;t have to make the bed, vacuum the carpet, clean the bathroom or do the laundry?
I'm fucked if that is so, because my beautiful, intelligent girlfriend has one (and even that is dubious) domestic skill -- making delicious, freshly-ground coffee each morning. I feel like such a pussy. All that time in the infantry, the fire department, the bar fights and drunken brawl arrests were for nothing.
Oh for God's sake, how long does their contract to plug the Dangerous Book for Boys run for?
This ditz is married to the most passive-aggressive cunt in the blogosphere and she wants to lecture people on manliness? It really is true that the craziest people become psychotherapists.
Hooray! I win!
I didn't think it could happen. I actually feel sorry for Glenn Reynolds.
It wouldn't be the first time a ball has been that close to his eyes...
The real tragedy of course is that they procreated.
Charles Giacometti
Apparently the more wingnuts breed, the more they alienate their won children into becoming knee-jerk liberals. That's the genius of evolution. Even these dumfux regularly produce children with half a brain who can see how shitty their parents are and move away from them.
So that's why we're having such trouble fighting the War on Terrah. We're also desperately fighting the War on Manliness.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to turn over the Bobby Goldsboro album and order another Girly Drink.
Every time I try to imagine the types who'd actually pay good money for a book titled How To Be a Man, I bust out laughing.
Dr. Helen sez:
... learn to engage in fun activities that will make you appreciate how much fun it is to be a man ...
You mean, like, being able to write your name in the snow when you pee? No, wait a sec: She's used "fun" twice in that sentence, which means it must be something REALLY fun.
Well, let's see, then, what other activities are exclusively restricted to the male gender and are REALLY fun? Maybe something you could do with other men, in a circle, perhaps.
I'll bet her hubby has all sorts of experience with that kind of thing.
She means the man should help a boy to build a tree-house or make a go-kart, right? Because it would be very weird for a man to do those things by himself, I think. And if he was very proud of himself for doing it, it would be even stranger.
Show of hands, how many people bothered to read the original piece?
I was going to, but I thought it more manly of me to make assumptions and then go grab the ass of one of my hotter co-workers. Dr. Helen is right, it's good to be the king, er, man.
Board certified. Board certified.
[sigh]
Clearly men are not doing enough chest thumping to please Dr. Helen.
(dons Tarzan outfit)
*THUMP*THUMP*THUMP*
"Aaaaiiiiooioioioioieeeoooooo!!!"
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