Right on.
thirdee | Homepage | 11.23.05 - 10:36 pm | #

Or the other book you forgot:

1. "Your parents love puppies more than you."
The Random Yak | Homepage | 11.26.05 - 2:31 am | #

Are you out of your minds?
Jeff | 11.27.05 - 11:18 am | #

what they should understand is that PETA means: People Eating Tasty Animals.
Carl | 11.27.05 - 6:13 pm | #

> My message to the children of PETA members: "Your parents are lunatics."

You forgot the rejoinder: "... if you've been lucky, it's not inheritable."
Oh Bloedige Hel | 11.28.05 - 5:49 am | #

PETA members, BTW, are prime examples of the case for retroactive abortion.
Oh Bloedige Hel | 11.28.05 - 5:50 am | #

I can't say I disagree. I'll check to see the consensus. Happy mother's day!
Whiskers | Homepage | 05.14.06 - 8:08 pm | #