Oh no. You do NOT do cousin it.
No no no.
That would be too wierd because it would mean that we are some sort of wierd cousins of it. Cuz I've been doing IT since college, once my hair got long enough. In fact, I'm famous for it. Oh this is just too wrong. I'm gonna have to post some pictures from college just to prove it. (You'll be able to tell it's college because my ass is substantially smaller.)
I'm...I'm...oh man, I think we need DNA tests to prove we aren't related in some strange way.
I have been doing Cousin It since college, and I'm pretty sure I have the photos to prove it. Wow, first the hoopskirts, and now Cousin It. Maybe this is like the Parent Trap, and we could have switched places after a summer at camp. Idea! You come to Kentucky, and I'll go to Norway. It'll be our little secret.
Looks more like Chewbacca. ARRRR! ROWRRR!
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