Did I miss the bedbug update?

I love Shoney's breakfast buffet, by the way. Three-day-old eggs aside...
fringes | Homepage | 01.09.08 - 6:45 pm | #

the only update is that we've thrown away our bed, couch, baby's crib, and will soon depart with the dining room table, while treating the place with the following chemicals: prometherin, bedlam, steri-fab, phantom, dimetaneous earth, eco-spray, and delta dust. all our clothes and belongings are in garbage bags. we spray and steam and vacuum every day.

we're still getting bitten.

try the three-day-old sausage instead.
bookfraud | Homepage | 01.10.08 - 4:08 pm | #

jesus! u sure dem tings are still bed bugs?
bakannal | Homepage | 01.12.08 - 1:35 pm | #

Oh Book. I am quite sorry for all these ongoing troubles.

Perhaps an answer to your problem with showing us your brain on drugs.
thephoenixnyc | Homepage | 01.13.08 - 4:48 pm | #

bakannal: pretty sure they're bed bugs. if not, i'm going to kill myself over the wasted labor of the past six months.

phoenix: thanks for the support. i need drugs, copious amounts of them.
bookfraud | Homepage | 01.14.08 - 9:05 am | #