Speak to Snag...
Maybe Isaac will have some jokes tomorrow. He says that when he grows up he wants to be a comedian --- OR an architect --- or a paleontologist. So anyways he knows a number of jokes. He just turned 7 and graduated from kindergarten. No joke there, but maybe it will make you smile.
If you stand on your head your face will droop downward which is really into a smile. Then, have someone come smack you on the back and your face will stay that way.....or was that just something my mom told me when I was younger so I wouldn't make ugly faces????
I got nothin'. I suck.
I can burp my name, that always makes my 3 yr old laugh. Good enough?
Little Johnny came in from school and asked if he could take his dog, Molly, for a walk.
"You can't dear, Molly's in heat," said the mother.
"What's heat, Momma?" asked Johnny.
"Your dad is out in the garage. You better go ask him," said Momma.
"Hey Daddy, I want to take Molly for a walk, but Momma says I can't cause she's in heat. What's heat?"
His dad was cleaning his tools in some gasoline. He took a rag, dipped it in the gasoline and rubbed it all over Molly's rear end. "Don't worry about it, son. This will fix her." With that, Little Johnny took Molly for the walk.
About twenty minutes later he returned without the dog.
"Where's Molly?" his dad asked.
"She ran out of gas about two blocks away, Daddy," answered Little Johnny,
"But don't worry, one of the neighbor's dogs is pushing her home."
Feel better Snag.. 
What do you call two banana peels? ---- A pair of slippers. From Isaac.
What do you call a bunch of Alabama moms in a pickup truck. ---- A mother load. from Isaac and sister Clara.
I could send you my Izzy ... shes good for a chuckle or 2.
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