Speak to Snag...
1. How many times in the past 30 days have your picked your teeth with something not designed to pick teeth. Business card, toenail clipping, scotch tape etc.
*That would be a big fat ZERO
2. Have you ever gone barefoot and stepped on a garden slug.
*Many Times
3. Have you ever eaten a bug on purpose?
*And I would do that why?
4. Have you ever taken a sip of moonshine?
*Yes
5. Have you ever milked a cow or tasted fresh from the cow milk?
*Yes
6. Have you ever stepped in manure
*Yes
7. Have you ever picked beans bare foot in the mud?
*Yes
8. Have you ever done something extraordinary
*My idea of extraordinary and your idea might be different, but I think I have.
9. Are you a member of something bigger than yourself
*Does a Church count as bigger than me?
10. When you stand at the beach, and looked at the ocean and felt small
*Actually, I felt more like a beached whale
11. Who is the most important person in the world?
*My Children
12. Who was the right tackle for the runner up at the 1982 rose bowl?
*I cheated and I'm not certain of this but I will go with Tom Garrity.
13. How much does a hair cut cost?
*$12.95
14. Do you tip your garbage man?
*I have never seen my garbage man, so that would be No.
15. What is the definition of Giga-pixel
*Oh Oh Oh - I better know this. It's 1 Million Dots
16. Would you ever consider going off the grid?
*I might consider it.
17. How many inches can light travel in one year (in a gravity free vacuum)?
*Is this a trick question?
18. Who is your favorite
*Sam Elliott
19. What is your favorite
*Vanilla
20. How much does a date cost
*It's free for me.
Cake
you scored a 438 that means you are a belt buckle.
congrats
1) 5 (paperclips)
2) do snails count?
3) yes
4) no
5) yes
6) yes
7) no
many times
9) yes
10) every time, and it scares me
11) my daughters jointly hold that position
12) I have no clue, and I'm not going to cheat and look it up!
13) aprox. $35.00
14) it's never occurred to me, plus I live in an apartment complex, so where would I leave the money? (I'm at work when they empty the dumpsters)
15) a whole bunch of pixels!
16) yes
17) ask my daughter, she'd know!
1 too many to mention
19) doggy-style (hey, you asked!)
20) Not sure about a single date, but a pound of dates goes for $3.95
Christina
you scored 415 that means you are a bottle of elmers glue.
congrats.
Uh, if I didn't have a job or a life I might make an attempt at taking this asinine quiz! 
Chuck
you scored a -31 that means that you are an enema
Congrats
1. maybe once - paperclip. Oh... wait - twice - envelope too.
2. no, thank goodness.
3. yeah - sure, haven't we all?
4. Hell yeah.
5. yeah - it's an acquired taste. I have not acquired it yet...
6. yes. ick.
7. the only way to pick beans - why would you have your shoes on in the garden?
8. yes - i have 2 kids.
9. yes - my family.
10. yes.
11. just one person? my kids are equally important to me now - top of my list.
12. well do you mean the game that was PLAYED in '82 or the game that was played in '83 for the '82 season?
13. hair cut is $30.00
14. tip a garbage man? I've never even seem mine...
15. more then a mega-pixel.
16. no way.
17. if you don't already know this - i can't explain it to you.
18. you are.
19. you are.
20 - dates are free... why would you spend money on a date.
Kelwhy
You scored a 501-a that means you are a breath mint.
Contrats
oh and the 82 season. but you aren't susposed to ask question in a quiz.
1. None that I can remember, but I did clean my ears with a screwdriver.
2. Yes. That's just one of the reasons I hate Seattle.
3. Yes. I got paid $2 for swallowing a live grasshopper.
4. No. Once when I was about 12, though, I made some really bad wine out of Welch's grape juice and bread yeast in a ketchup bottle.
5. I used to milk cows for a living (if you could call it "a living").
6. I have been covered from head to toe with manure. Only it's not called "manure" under those circumstances.
7. Many bushels.
8. No.
9. Yes, the church and the NRA.
10. On both coasts.
11. Among mere mortals, my wife.
12. Some large person.
13. A kiss and a whack on the fanny.
14. No. He's too hard to sneak up on.
15. 1,000,000,000 pixels.
16. I'm not on any grid that I'm aware of.
17. 599,021,647,928,985,600,000. 600,662,803,128,791,040,000 in leap years.
18. Handel.
19. Spinach salad with sweet dijon dressing, a rare ribeye with fried onions & peppers and a Bloody Mary or Amber Bock, followed by cheesecake and coffee..
20. Between $12 and $150.
David
You scored a 653 that means you are a spud wrench
congrats.
1. i take my teeth out to pick them, does that count?
2. yes but it was after my grandson put it in his mouth and spit it out.
3. yeah if a crickets good enough for a fish to eat why not me too?
4. i cant tell you about my still...its not legal and they will take it away if i tell you i have a still.
5. you talking bout my wife?
6. same answer as number 2
7. i dont pick the beans i just eat them.
8. no im pretty lazy i rarely do any extra and my says pretty ordinary, or was that on-rey
9 i member that time back before i learnt how to make good shine....what was the question?
10. aint no beach in arkansas but my cuzin could spit off'n the river bridge and it would take 8 and a half seconds to hit the water.
11. that old woman that makes the bologna buscuits at the store, she does good
12. cletus t borengasser
13. hair cuts cost money?
14. why would i tip the burn barrel?
15. i think giga pixel is someting like frog giggin but its when you gig somethin called a pixel what ever that is...
16. i had a hot dog fall off'n the grid once and into the fire...but i ate it still
17. every one of them
18. is that a trick question? cuz i done told you once its that old woman at the store that makes them bologna buscuits. you trying to trick me aint cha boy. i's too sharp fer ya tho
19. i went on a date one time with my cuzin earlene and it cost a lot cuz she is a big woman and could eat a bunch. then i got all sleepy and woke up naked and didnt know where i was but it was cold
What the heck? I filled this out and the comment box ate it. I'll try again later.
Eyerocker.
You scored an eleventeen you are a glass of butter milk
Congrats.
ok, I'll play....
1. NONE... eew
2. yes, more times than I can count
3. no
4. no
5.no
6. again, more times than I can count
7. yes
8. I dunno... I'm probably not the best person to ask about that
9. yes
10. every time
11. to me -- my kid
to the world -- I don't think anyone knows
12. no idea
13. for me, about $20
14. no
15. a whole lotta pixel?
16. and give up the internet? not in a million years
17. um.... a gozillion?
18. person -- my kid
author -- capote
19. food -- dark chocolate
thing to do -- sleep late
20. around here I can get a whole box of them for about $2.39
1. Nope
2. Yes-slime
3. Yes-it was a dare to eat a spider
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Yes -fell in it too
7. Not barefoot - afraid of slugs
8. I hope so.
9. A congregation.
10. No - I feel blessed
11. "It's you and you don't even know it" - kids song
12. No clue
13. My last one was $170
14. No but I tip the postman.
15. Too lazy to google it.
16. Everyday.
17. Again too lazy to google it
18. I don't have a favorite, I love them both the same.
19. Color? pink
20. I don't go on dates.
David Kjos said for number 14 "No's he's too hard to sneak up on" That made me laugh out loud. Funny.
1. How many times in the past 30 days have your picked your teeth with something not designed to pick teeth. Business card, toenail clipping, scotch tape etc.
ew
2. Have you ever gone barefoot and stepped on a garden slug.
I regrettable have.
3. Have you ever eaten a bug on purpose?
Ew
4. Have you ever taken a sip of moonshine?
Yes, ew
5. Have you ever milked a cow or tasted fresh from the cow milk?
Yes, ew
6. Have you ever stepped in manure
Yes, ew
7. Have you ever picked beans bare foot in the mud?
No, ew
8. Have you ever done something extraordinary
Yes, taken Snag's quiz.
9. Are you a member of something bigger than yourself
Huh?
10. When you stand at the beach, and looked at the ocean and felt small
Always
11. Who is the most important person in the world?
Yourself
12. Who was the right tackle for the runner up at the 1982 rose bowl?
Anne Coulter
13. How much does a hair cut cost?
A good haircut is priceless.
14. Do you tip your garbage man?
No
15. What is the definition of Giga-pixel
More pixels than necessary
16. Would you ever consider going off the grid?
Is that like going off the wagon?
17. How many inches can light travel in one year (in a gravity free vacuum)?
A giga
18. Who is your favorite
My Mom
19. What is your favorite
afternoon
20. How much does a date cost
1. Once or twice.
2. Probably
3. No.
4. No.
5. Yes.
6. Yes.
7. No, but have you heard of rubber boots?
8. No. Wait, does being totally awesome count? If so, then yes.
9. Yes, Western Civilization.
10. This ain't a question.
11. No one.
12. Arthur "Chapflap" Hithersworth III
13. 10,96
14. No.
15. 1,000,000,000 pixels
16. I kinda have for a year.
17. I'm not figuring this out, but it travels 300,000km a second or something.
18. Christina. (not the one commenting above)
19. Cookies.
20. However much you're willing to pay for a pack of ballons and two unsweetened iced teas.
I forgot question 20:
How much does a date cost?
Depends on your prescription plan.
Mox
you scored a ^*(( this means that you are pencil sharpener
Contrats
Khaki
you scored a ctrl/alt/del
that means you are a seven ten split.
congrats.
hazel
you scored a $1.50
that means you are a butterscotch pudding.
congrats.
Christoph
you scored a 414 that means that you are a singe malt scotch.
congrats.
Hey!
What am I, Christoph?
Chopped liver?
Single Malt Scotch. I like the sound of that. And sorry for hurting above Christina's feelings. To make up for it, I had a look at her blog. That's just how nice I am.
Snag: You are a hoot. You make my day!
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