Bwahahahahaha!
Chickie | Homepage | 10.13.08 - 2:39 pm | #

A chainsaw story with a moral:

Two guys are sent out to cut trees with chainsaws. One cuts for 6 hours straight with no breaks. The other cuts for 6 hours, but he cuts for 45 minutes every hour and then takes a 15 minute break.

When they stop, the first guy has felled and cut up 20 trees, while the second has felled and cut up 30.

1st Guy says to second," I can't belive you cut 10 more trees, I never even took a break and you took a 15 minute break every hour.

2nd guy says, "Every time I took a break, I sharpened my chain".

The moral of the story is that sometimes its better to work smarter than it is to work harder.
bp | 10.13.08 - 2:48 pm | #

Either this condition is more prevalent than we know or we are living in the same neighborhood, cuz we have a Lyman here too....and to think, these people can vote. omg...and re-produce

/me waves!
eyerocker | 10.14.08 - 9:11 am | #

Lyman sounds like me...
Chuck | Homepage | 10.15.08 - 9:22 pm | #