The Boy on Top
Of course it was a con; haven't you ever had that one on a London station? I did half-a-dozen times over 15 years.
Only one wanker though, outside the back of the Savoy: I mentioned it in amazement when I got to work, some HR person reported it to the police, and I was rung a week later by a WPC to see if I needed any post-incident support....
It was a new one on me, but for sheer amusement, was worth it.
A week later? That's less than useful response. TB
Oh dear... I don't think it's so much the location, though, more the fact that you are evidently a magnet for nutters!
I often used to attract random eccentrics when travelling by train (though I'm pleased to say that I never noticed any genitals on display). I once watched a man get on the train, carrying a very large The End is Nigh board. I wasn't in the slightest bit surprised when, despite numerous free seats in the carriage, he decided to sit next to me...
Yup, I am a nutter magnet, its one of the stories of my life. Haven't had a man with a placard though, that could be quite an interesting conversation! TB
Men who expose themselves in public are begging for you to comment on the size of their manhood.
"That's the smallest I've ever seen" goes down a treat.
He was begging for something anyway... Commenting on the size of his willy didn't occur to me. I was holding back from boxing his ears and telling him to grow up. TB
Which is why I only do my flashing on balmy summers days.
Ahhh, that's why I recognize you.... TB
Ah well at least he was willing to share.
Some things are left best unshared. TB
I'm not sure I could do that walking....
It was a rather impressive display of coordination. TB
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