The Lenexa Kansas Chapter of the Nazarene Revolutionary Guard has declared a Holiness Jihad on all Theological Seminaries who refuse to stand firm on the traditional beliefs of our beloved denomination.
We declare Jihad on the evil organization known as Naznet. These heretics are causing theological havoc in our holiness tradition, and must be stopped.
Our elite Nazbollah Undercover Seals Units have intercepted conversations between the leaders of Naznet, NTS hierarchy, and the pontifical proletariat in Lenexa. The news is not good. We suspect a major operation soon by Naznet terrorists with the support of an unknown GS from the WMC in Lenexa.
Viva la Holiness! Viva la Revolution! Viva la Nazarene Revolutionary Guard!
Salom | 02.25.09 - 9:25 pm | #