And if you read the Manchester Eevning News, look out for some possible quotes from me in a forthcoming feature on the DoND phenomenon.

But don't try toooo hard.


Sounds interesting. Whens it out? I'm in Manchester - but only next weekend unfortunately so I'll probably miss it! Still, I do have spies in the north who could get me a copy...


Tomorrow's edition. If it's not on Manchester Online, he'll send me a .pdf on Monday.


Who's it gonna be today... ;)


Almost certainly the best game of the Lynam era finishes 101-95 to the new challenger.

DoND might struggle to top that...


Pennies or pounds? I'm full from a big pub lunch.


Possibly the worst shirt even Noel has ever worn leads us in.


Noel does a Countdown. Dorothy is addicted but doesn't understand it. Noel acts like it's episode one.


Hello Dorothy who doesn't understand the rules.

£250k isn't the last box you want to find, its the penultimate box you want.

Great deals for...

LUCY!!!!


At last, at last. She gets Noel to escort her to the table.

50 shows, the first DOND:UK half century.


John G and Fin are in the audience. Don't take advice from them, they're two of the most reckless gamblers in history.


She recalls Fin and John who are both present for this massively anticipated game.

Fin won £10,000 with a £20k box.
John won £10 with a £250 box.


She works with the police dealing with drug addicts.

She holds box 5.


The most eagerly anticipated show in weeks, possibly ever.

Commentary: NJ. Stats: KP.


I thought Lucy would be kept back for Saturday.


Round 1: At Last...

Box 10 (James)
-10p-
A well deserved start.

Box 4 (Gabriel)
-£15,000-
Not alright.

Box 1 (Pat)
-£75,000-
Not alright either.

Box 6 (Gary)
-£250,000-
It gets worse.

The start again joke is getting old now.

Box 8 (Dave - New Player)
-£250-

A very, very bad start.


Total trainwreck.

Mean: £13,259.79
Median: £750
Absolute balance: -12
Significant balances: 5/17, -4
FD: £4,978.28
Volatility: 0.80


This won't be pleasant.

Today's hand symbol is a raincloud.

The banker has a present for her...its a little box 50 with her name inside. And a very good poem that would've sounded quite stupid if the 1p had gone.


This is absolutely hilarious. We need the light relief.

£50 offer?


She's going at him, she worries about him being the target of all the show's negative energy.

He's losing his hair but has 'other pleasures'.

Offer 1
£50
Awesome.


Lucy actually feels sorry for the Banker 'unless you're actually heartless'.

Which he is.

He's apparently been losing his hair.

The opening offer... 'probably the most sensible offer that has ever been made'.

£50 IT IS.


No deal, who expected otherwise.


She asks for Fin's strategy. This could turn ugly.

Round 2: Recovery

Box 18 (Helen)
-1p-
Found it.

Box 2 (Pete)
-£100-
Now we're moving.

Box 20 (John)
After The Break

LTL: Steve


The eyes are closed. The Fin tactic is employed.

And recovery mode is engaged.

Noel produces a crazy break link.

Mean: £15,021.10
Median: £1,000
Absolute balance: 3
Significant balances: 1/3, -1
FD: £6,287.09
Volatility: 0.80


Are you from Manchester then Brig?


I thought he said the Bar was in Cambridge once.


The Virgin Atlantic advert finished with a slogan 'always pioneering' displayed in Eurostile, as used extensively in DoND.


Fantastic game so far. Not going to be providing propper commentary because I want to watch it too much.

She seems to have a certain Sarah Jane Smith vibe going with her outfit, though not as much of one as she had going yesterday.


Alton Towers' new ride brings us back. Its yet another kiddie ride.

Box 20 (John)
-£50-
Why does it work?


Well, most of these stats are actually nice, apart from the mean and FD.

Mean: £16,090.46
Median: £2,000
Absolute balance: 8
Significant balance: 5/14, 0
FD: £7,131.76
Volatility: 0.80


Lucy should be a case opener on the US version.

Second offer: £6,050.


Offer 2
£6,050
The 50s keep coming.


No deal.


I think we're chasing an OPW here.

Round 3: Bringing It Back

Box 13 (Jim)
-£100,000-
Uh-oh.

50p at one end, £50k at the other. Everything riddled with 50s.

Box 3 (Johnny)
-50p-
I was saying.

Any bets on £50k going next?

Box 9 (JT)
-£50,000-
*collapses laughing*


The first requirement of DoND seems to be that you must be superstitious, such is the tendency for having big money in Box 13.

This is a train wreck.

Mean: £6,842.36
Median: £1,000
Absolute balance: -1
Significant balances: 2/11, -1
FD: £3,403.72
Volatility: 0.87


obvious cloud on noels hand - suggest all have been weather symbols


At this rate, her spa trip will be the most valuable prize she takes.

The offer is £1,800.


Not even the banker can believe she did that.

Offer 3
£1,800
No more 50s.


All this waiting for Lucy's game, and it's worse than the Countdown that preceded it. No Deal.


>obvious cloud on noels hand - suggest all have been weather symbols

No, the triangle doesn't fit that. Neither does the house/pencil/phallus.

No deal.


Round 4

Box 15 (Fadil)
-£1,000-

Box 7 (Janet)
-£10-
Horribly even between reds and blues.

She likes to make life difficult.

Box 12 (Linda)
Break.


She likes a challenge. She seemed to expect a train wreck.

Mean: £8,250.67
Median: £3,000
Absolute balance: 4
Significant balance: 2/9, 0
FD: £4,548.30
Volatility: 0.89


She is suffering out there.


If the LTL winner wins more than Lucy, that will be the final insult.

Sadly, that is more than likely now.


4 blues and 5 reds isn't train wreck territory. Even if the reds are only mid ones.


£3,000 or £10,000 going would make it awfully 'neat' and 'tidy', if not 'even'. Which normally I'd say is a good ting visually but not with the way it would be neat and tidy. We've still got a chance of an all red final five. Just.


Damnit, ITV need to put a gameshow against Paul O'Grady.

We're back.


These stats are weird, actually. Awful mean and FD, reasonable median and absolute balances...


Box 12 (Linda)
-£3,000-
Definately an uncertain box.


...I so called that.


Visually neat and tidy.

Mean: £8,907
Median: £2,875
Absolute balance: 2
Significant balances: 1/4, 0
FD: £4,764.41
Volatility: 0.97


Offer 4
£3,500
Hmmm...


£3,500. Below even the awful FD.

John is consulted. Which is probably a bad thing.

NO DEAL.


No deal. Wasn't expecting anything else.


Round 5

Box 22 (Massimo)
-£1-
BOOYEAH!!

Box 11 (Pat)
-£750-
Hello...

Box 14 (Steve)
-£20,000-
Oooh...


Mean: £10,101
Median: £5,000
Absolute balance: 5
Significant balances: 1/5, 0
FD: £5,848.89
Volatility: 2.26


She didn't like that. So she answers the phone to state her intentions.

Offer 5
£7,500
Above the FD at last.


£7,500.

Fin calls it a tough offer 'if you don't believe'. No sensible person 'believes'. Even John calls it 'a massive gamble.

That makes it a cast-iron Deal to me. And Lucy... NO DEALS.


2 blues, 3 reds.

No deal, makes me happy.


She's very brave.

I love Lucy.


Oh my God


Round 6: Death Or Glory

Box 21 (Julia)
-£35,000-
Death.

The OPW is still possible.

Box 16 (Sandra)
-£500-
And she switched off that one.

Box 19 (Kirsty)
-£5,000-
This is tightrope stuff.

£5 vs £10,000


This could be interesting...


Mean is £5002.


Offer 6
£2,500
Its close to the FD.


I reckon she'll gamble


JT: I'll give you a grand if I win more than a grand, I mean that.


JT offers £1,000 if he wins more than that.

No deal, she's going for it.


she has had the best *chats* with the banker, hasn't she


she has had the best *chats* with the banker, hasn't she


Unless JT gets a train wreck too she's going away with a four-figure sum.

Lucy telegraphs the box swap. Then suggests he won't offer the swap.

He does offer the swap.


She really deserves to win.


BA-RIIIING!!

Its swap time.

I want that little 50 box.

She sticks to box 5. Given her luck I can only think of one reason why she didn't hit the £10k.


£5. That is really harsh.


Box 5 (Lucy)
-£5-
"Drinks are on you lot then"


It's horrible reliving this game again


Damn, that's depressing.


If anyone deserved a decent amount of money it was her.

I am gutted.


Gutted for her... hope the rumour of TV work is true


She'll leave a lasting legacy on the game.

Only £500 will do for the LTL.

Blue Box 2
-£500-
Thank you.


The ultimate train wreck. 10p per show. John G's presence was the curse.

An OBW it is then.

Would a conspiracy theory be heartless here? It's Endemol after all, they don't do happy TV.

At least it's only £500 in the LTL. Which is less than Lucy will get unless JT gets a train wreck. Jen Cooper from York gets the three-digit sum.


LTL for Jen Cooper, York.

Thankfully it was the £500.


Wonder if she got the £1000 she was promised?


JT has promised Lucy to give her a grand if he wins more than a grand. He's very serious about it


With £1,000 from JT and some inevitable work in TV if she wants to leave her police work she's a lot richer than that game leaves things.


Would she have accepted the £1000 from JT, do you think?


Paul O'Grady gives Lucy his sympathy...


I could see her accepting it and donating it to charity myself.


She should have offered to reciprocate his offer if she had have won the £10,000. Then it would have been a fair deal.

I bet she won't take it even if he offers it for real now.


That was simultaneously the most entertaining yet harshest game I think I've seen.


Really sad for Lucy and hope she gets some inevitable work in TV.
But this idea of bringing back former contestants like John G and Fin to see what happen to them and give words of advice is good to keep things feeling fresh. Maybe Nick of ‘Nick’s 1p Club’ fame might come back to avoid another person joining his club. If I have to choose a former player, I would pick Trevor (the old guy near the from the first episodes of this show).
But hopefully it’s not an idea they would do overboard with as we don't want to show turning into This is Your Life do we?


...And still we don't see the £1000 in the contestant's box. 121 games and counting...


To be honest, gutted. If anyone didn't deserve that, it was her.

Nice repartee with the banker, and it was good that she left with a compliment from him.


Is the absence of a Weaver analysis so far tonight significant?


Maybe Weaver's busy.

Watched the More 4 repeat after someone had told hinted to me that it may go pear-shaped today. I so wished they were bluffing me.

I don't blame her from carrying on to the end after 50 shows, especially as Aaron would have gambled yesterday. Another one for the second-chance list if it ever does happen.


I did assume that but was thinking that he might be ignoring this game for one reason or another, like he did with the later games of Sequencegate. Though that said, if he did feel suspicious, he'd eloquently rant about it here rather than retain dignified silence.


I'm wracking my brains trying to work out where the conspiracy is here. In the end, Lucy opened the boxes in a bad order, no more, no less. It's harsh, but ultimately that's the game.


The offers seemed fairly standard for the board, yes.

Though the offers might have been on the low side of fairly standard, they certainly weren't exceptionally so for the luck she was having.


Yes I did give Lucy her money


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