Funniest post yet.
Eve was probably from Canada 
Have you ever considered therapy? You seem like a very angry and bitter person who has not dealt with the issues of his childhood.
I was going to delete that last anonymous chickenshit comment, but i think I'll leave it and let it speak for itself. Yeah, I'm angry and bitter, blah blah blah. Do you understand satire, you moron? Could you BUY a sense of humor if i gave you a hundred bucks and sent you to the Sense Of Humor Store? Take a hint, dickwad -- if EVERYBODY ELSE writes comments like "great post!" and "funny post!" and then YOU ALONE think I need some kind of therapy, then YOU'RE most likely the one who needs it. Get it? I'd advise you to stick to reading childrens books that won't offend your sensitive ass. So go sit on your meditation cushion and take another prozac. I'll be busy writing brilliant, irreverent stuff, regardless of what "anonymous" little proto-people have to say about it.
What a great new hobby idea: lurk around the blog world and provide unsolicited, unwarranted, anonymous psychological advise to people you don't know.
But at least it's free.
In this case, however, you get what you pay for.
The truth, apparently, hurts. Why else would you delete a perfectly valid comment and then have your buddy add a new one on your behalf? People like you really push the limits of free speech. While I believe in your right to say whatever you want, I can't help but wonder why you feel so compelled to return, time and again to the topic of religion, when it is apparent that you have no soul. Also, your little rant about Miss Canada is idiotic. You say you don't want to give her any more of your time, but you take the time to post about her? If you want to tell people about her, then just shut up and do it. But don't post a little half-assed bit about her, practically begging people to take an interest and ask you for the details.
As an unbiased reader, I must be an angry bitter woman too for I thought your post was witty as hell. Ooops, should I say hell? I might offend Mr. Anonymous delicate sensibilities.
I always thought the content of a blog was what the writer chose to write about. After all, it is his or her tiny corner of the web.
Bri, you and your soulless body are welcome at my house anytime. 
Oh shit, does that make me a soulless blogger groupie? Go me!
But seriously, please don't change a thing about your writing style or I'm afraid I'll just have to quit reading.
Hey anonymous fuckhead -- i deleted your posting because I'm not interested in cowardly 'anonymous' people. Why don't you come out from behind your little protective playhouse of anonymity and be a real person? I don't know. Maybe you're scared. But just to prove you wrong, I'll leave your latest little idiocy up there. And I didn't "have my buddy" post anything. He, a perfectly capable reader, saw your posting and responded to it, at about the same time I was deleting it. And, genius, "free speech' doesn't apply here. This is not a government enterprise; it is MY blog and I can delete whomever the fuck I want, just like I could kick your cowardly ass out of my house if I didn't like your face. You can't help but wonder why I return to the topic of religion? BECAUSE I CAN, YOU IDIOT. Do you understand the concept here? it's MY fucking blog! Mine! Wanna write your own? Go ahead! and say whatever you fucking want! But from here on in, unless you grow some genitals and reveal who you are, I'm going to delete everything you post within five seconds of you posting it, just to frustrate you -- because it's FUN and because you're an IDIOT. Goodnight.
hehehe Add me to the list of souless groupies PLEASE!
How do we know this "Anonymous" is not Miss Canada? Sound like a bitter person who has an agenda I say this at the apparent attempt to bring her up again.
Muah Bri Don't change a thing!
Thanks, sports fans. I appreciate the support. And by the way, anonymous fuckface, if you're still reading, most of these people are the complete strangers you mentioned, who happened to find my blog. Only one of them is my "childhood friend". So there, asshole.
So who is this chickenshit little whiner? Well, it's either Miss Canada, some cretin with a chip on their shoulder and too much time on their hands, or my ex-girlfriend with the belly button (because it's okay if she's cold, cruel, arrogant and self-righteous to me on the phone, but apparently NOT okay if I make a harmless joke about her in writing). If it's her, it probably hurts that I wrote I didn't miss her. Actually I DO miss the person I thought she was, but I don't miss the weird self-absorbed stranger she has suddenly become. So if it's YOU, baby, that's the dealio. Karma sux. Since you're so enlightened and superior now, you should know that. And if it's YOU, Miss Teenage Canada, go fuck yourself. Or to whomever ELSE it might be, go eat some razor blades and leave the Free Speech to people who understand the concept. Ya dig? Word.
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Anonymous (who is probably someone you do know and/or have slept with) actually has some good points, and I think means well, hate to tell you, Brian. No reason to dump even more bitterness and anger on this peson, who is making some rather insightful comments about you as you represent yourself in your writing (mind you, not about YOU)... Also on the money about both childhood issues and inviting requests for details about Canadian girl. Tease. And let's not forget that bitter and funny are most certainly NOT mutually exclusive, in fact, on the contrary....
Mirabelle: Do I know you? Do you know something I don't? Do you know who "Anonymous" is? You don't have to tell me WHO -- in fact, I don't know who YOU are either. But reading between the lines, it sounds like you know something here, and that would make a difference. Your IP address is in France, and I only know one person in France (and she likes my blog). You sound like a nice person, but I have to say I don't get at all where you're coming from here. Anyway, you didn't see the REALLY nasty, bitter comment from this non-person, because I deleted it. Again, I will repeat that this is MY blog, and I can say what I want in it. If it's perceived as bitter, so what? Denis Leary is a pretty bitter comic -- does this person send letters to Denis, asking him to tone down his act or get therapy? I seriously doubt it. Dennis Miller is known for some brilliantly scathing rants -- does "Anonymous" write him letters? Probably not. Ever read any David Sedaris? His stuff isn't exactly Zen fluff, but it's damn funny. So why pick on me, eh? i'm just a lowly blogger trying to enjoy venting in peace in my little corner of the Internet, which is big enough for all of us to have our own little corners. The question, essentially, is not whether or not I need therapy (maybe this IS my therapy -- ever think of that?), but rather, who the fuck does this arrogant, self-righteous little beeyatch think s/he is? I LIKE the way I "represent myself in my writing" and so do a lot of other people. And I LIKE writing about my childhood -- and a lot of other people like reading it. If I wanna "tease" as you put it, about the Bitch From Canadian Hell, so what? i don't think Chickenshit's comments are "insightful" at all; I think they're SMUG. And if there's anything I hate in this world more than creamed corn or fundamentalist Christians, it's people who are SMUG. So, Mirabelle, my friend, while I have no problem with YOU (at least you actually have a name, even if it's made-up), the smug, self-righteous little fuck who calls itself "Anonymous" makes my butt itch. Also, there is only one person I've slept with who could possibly be this person, and it really doesn't sound like her. They asked if I'd ever considered therapy, for example, and she knows damn well just how much therapy I've had. Besides, the IP address for "Anonymous" is an AOL address, and I don't recall having sex in recent years with anyone who uses AOL. I didn't sleep with Canada Dry, either. I WILL tell you this: I've been doing this for less than a month, and I have close to a thousand hits already, without promoting myself to ANYONE. I have received DOZENS of emails telling me how much people have enjoyed my writing, and most of the posted comments have been wildly positive. So far I've had one crazy religious type threaten to kill me, and this anonymous little fuck try to psychoanalyze me -- otherwise, I've been a big hit. So, since you can't please all of the people all of the time, and I could really give a shit who I please (or offend) anyway, that makes this whole thing a win/win situation for me. But thanks for stepping in and adding your nice, reasonable voice to the debate over whether "Anonymous" is a piece of worthless shit or just a well-meaning but misguided idiot.
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Mirabelle,
You can't please all the people all the time. There will always be those who don't play with with others, or who think they are superior to others, yada yada yada.
We get along with those whos ideologies are closest to our own. There will always be people we can't find common ground with. (Those darn bad apples!)
On the other hand if his writing was boring, no one would want to read it. Why not challenge the thought process? Obviously there was something that "Anon" read that made him actually think and isn't that the whole purpose?
All of us have the indellible and inalienable right to "voice" our opinions in whatever forum we chose. It is called freedom of speech and expression.
Please, OH Puleasssssse don't get boring Bri... I like being a souless groupie :P
A couple of things:
1) Bri's Post - Funny. I liked it. I have my own issues with the Catholic Church and the positions of the late Pope about a number of things (primarily women's reproductive rights and the postion of women in the church), so I'm not his biggest fan. And I'm really tired of all of the news coverage. Not that American news tends to cover anything truly noteworthy, but damn! The man's dead. Millions of people mourn. We get it. Move the fuck on already.
2) The flame war - I have no need to stick up for Bri, as he's very capable of doing that himself and needs no one - not me, not Jim and not his readers - to do so, if he so desires.
Anonymous lost anything resembling credibility points by first posting anonymously. Too scared to be confronted? Just don't post. It's that simple. If you feel your head may explode if you don't comment, leave a name but no contact information. Better yet, get yourself therapy because you seem to have an obsession with being an asshole in other people's homes (after all, this is Bri's online home). That is something that seriously needs to be dealt with.
Anonymous (whom I think is simply trolling for attention and frankly, we're all giving him/herr/it too much), if a stranger came up to you and gave you unsolicited advice and didn't have the balls to identifiy himself, would you be inclined to take said advice? Or, if it were particularly offensive (as the first comment that I missed seemed to be), would you just punch him in the face? Even I, pacifist that I am, would be sorely tempted to do a bit of punching.
Don't like the content of someone's blog? Go away. Don't read. It's not rocket science, really.
Signed, just another soulless groupie.
I actuallly think some people get a kick out of anonymously pushing buttons. I had it happen on my blog once. I was LIVID, but figured out that if you ignore them, the get bored and move on.
100% in agreement about the lack of respect for anyone who posts as Anonymous -- not smart. the only reason one would do that is either a a total lack of imagination, or actually knowing the person.
I knew my identity would be no mystery, alias or no. Not so hard to guess, even without the IP address. Just wanted to put in my two cents, not exactly to defend Anonymous, but to spice things up a bit and also remark on the intense level of anger in general, which is strange. Not un-funny, but odd. T'es un drole de garcon.
Ah, I thought so. Mirabelle is a secret alias of my pal in Paris. Good to hear from you, sweetie. I should have left the REALLY offensive posting from "anonymous" in, because then you would have seen what the flame war was really about, and i know you'd have been totally on my side.
Anyway, I'm sure you'll all be happy to know that I've blocked the IP address for "Anonymous" -- so s/he is going to have to go to the trouble of being an asshole from a completely different location if s/he still wants to harrass me, which would be proof enough of his or her instability!
Anonymous praise is always welcomed, but if you are going be a critic, you'd better at least use a name, even if it's a made-up one. And say something intelligent; don't just call me names. And a real adult would have left an email address too, even a yahoo one or something, so we could have a real discussion. But anonymous flames WILL be deleted. In this tiny corner of the universe, i am GOD.
Peace, unless you suck. Then, DELETE!
MUAHAHAHAHA!
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..OOO, OOOO, OOOOOoooo..Hey bri, can I be your therapist?!
I planned on avoiding the little tiff going on, but I did want to add one thing in regards to the Canadian teeny-bopper....From what I read, Brian wasn't whining about her or begging for questions....he had a negative experience and learned from it...that is the WHOLE point! If you don't learn from your mistakes/neg. experiences, then you continue to go back over and over again. One of the most important aspects of life is TO LEARN from our mistakes!!!! So, I give you kudos, Brian, for taking a good lesson out of that sad mistake!
Thats what ya get for trying to insert yourself into something bred through a french connection!
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