There's always duct tape.

It attaches children to the wall with the greatest of ease.
Stacey | Homepage | 10.01.07 - 2:27 pm | #

Our boy was the same way, and we still don't know how he got through some of the locks. We'll pray for you - I know you'll need it.
RobK | Homepage | 10.01.07 - 3:58 pm | #

I hurt for you, Christina, even as I howl with laughter.
mskitty | Homepage | 10.02.07 - 6:28 pm | #

Let me add to Stacey's suggestion.

Cable ties and benedryl
Tony | Homepage | 10.08.07 - 9:24 am | #