iVagina
Joe M. | Homepage | 01.10.06 - 7:56 am | #

joe -- i just chortled
deion | 01.10.06 - 9:30 am | #

He will announce that he's legally changing his name to iJobs.

Then Jobs will introduce the new special edition iGod, which comes with the entire Stryper catalog loaded on it. He will use the sleek, pocket-sized device to smite Bill Gates, then will ascend into heaven to be seated at the right hand of the Father.

I actually think it'll be an iPod with a radio, probably among other shiny things like iToaster.
cW | Homepage | 01.10.06 - 9:48 am | #

Happy Birthday, EJ!
cW | Homepage | 01.10.06 - 10:09 am | #

I think that Jobs will go retro and re-release the MAC II. The MAC II 2006 will have the same hard drive as the old version but will come in different colors.
bc mi | 01.10.06 - 10:14 am | #

here's the scoring:

Joe: 2 points for one LOL
bc mi: 2 points for one LOL
cW: 8 points for 2.5 LOL's and one correct guess (FM tuner)

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hans | Homepage | 01.10.06 - 12:31 pm | #

dang, i should have racked up the genius points here. serves me right for being so casual in my verbungle viewing...
isired | Homepage | 01.10.06 - 2:04 pm | #

iBallz
pb dot c | Homepage | 01.10.06 - 2:38 pm | #

i was driving all goddamn morning
pb dot c | Homepage | 01.10.06 - 2:38 pm | #

This inteliMac announcement has me all thrown off. I was hoping Hans would be the guinea pig, but now the model I was gonna buy is an Intel. What to do?
Joe M. | Homepage | 01.10.06 - 8:17 pm | #

1. buy the imac`you want with intel
2. rejoice
hans | Homepage | 01.10.06 - 8:41 pm | #

i don't like sparklehorse

they were one of my napster-era aquisitions ... and your description is apt

but i need my rock and roll to, well, rock. and roll. not flounder about like napoleon dynamite with an itchy ass
pb dot c | 01.10.06 - 9:36 pm | #