I'll buy your bike, but would you mind storing it in the city for me?

Also, is the baby for sale too? I could use a grandkid.

P.S. Watch your language young man.
cW's mom | Homepage | 02.14.06 - 7:48 am | #

Steve,

Your bipartisan comments regarding Vice President Cheaney are only aiding the cause of quails across the globe. If anything, we should be debating how to formulate a stronger strategy to root out these inhuman flying predators and eliminate their plans to destroy our way of life. Don't let the birds win, Steve. You're better than that..

Dlee
dlee | 02.14.06 - 10:45 am | #

I was planning to steal your bike
Big Jimmy Lang | Homepage | 02.14.06 - 10:46 am | #

who's steve?
hans | Homepage | 02.14.06 - 11:05 am | #

Burt Reynolds

Not Hans, but the whodat.
MDilly | 02.14.06 - 12:04 pm | #

If this dude croaks, the White House will spin it as 'suicide by veep.'

WASHINGTON (AP) - The man shot by Vice President Dick Cheney experienced a heart irregularity after birdshot moved into his heart.
cW | Homepage | 02.14.06 - 1:33 pm | #

Jesus. I like how they were making it same like he just had a couple of scratches. They seemed to basically be saying that the only thing wrong with the guy is that he's old. You can bet they're lookin' in his past for some Terrist links as we speak. "Veep Slays Top Quaeda Operative Posing As Decrepit Old Man!"
Joe | Homepage | 02.14.06 - 1:39 pm | #

Shouldn't these cartoon protestors be at work?
Joe | Homepage | 02.14.06 - 1:43 pm | #

hans, we kind of "took" the book from the shelf on super bowl night. was that wrong? lara wanted to read it again. on the way out i forgot to tell you. i hope that wasn't the extra copy with your savings bonds in it.

re: peppergate, yeah the docs said yesterday the victim has many bird shot balls in him -- "less than one hundred" i remember reading -- and many will have to stay where they are. or, as the rancher said over the weekend, "he got peppered pretty good."
pbdotc | 02.14.06 - 2:02 pm | #

"Pepper spray"-spin prediction:

Vice President Cheaney remains deeply remorseful (*although not apologetic) over the serious mishap that befell his good friend. Furthermore, it is of the administration's opinion that those who choose this opprtunity to make snide political comments and/or light regarding this unfortunate tragedy should be held in contempt and pity the eyes of America for their highly insensitive actions.
dlee | 02.14.06 - 4:15 pm | #

apparently the number of bird shot balls has risen to 200
pbdotc | 02.15.06 - 9:48 am | #

hey hans

how about a

pickthedaythenewverbungleovertakestheoldverbungleo ngoogledat

i say: 22 april 2006
pbdotc | 02.15.06 - 7:21 pm | #

jack palance?
Anonymous | 02.16.06 - 9:35 am | #

that was me ^
isired | 02.16.06 - 7:13 pm | #