the current 05-06 knicks would drub the 85-86 jammin' james bailey, pat cummings, rory sparrow version
deion | 02.21.06 - 8:30 am | #

a bird in the hand is better than 2 in the bush
deion | 02.21.06 - 8:32 am | #

Beck has never released an album without a hidden track called "Quacktastic."

Crystal meth is an inexpensive alternative to toothpaste.

Mustard tastes good on everything.

The Battle of Waterloo saw the French army lose more aircraft than any other battle in history.

If Janet Jackson flashed her nipple on national TV, no one would notice or write or talk about it at all.
Dan K. | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 9:35 am | #

Big Jimmy Lang never teases Verbungle posters.
pbdotc | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 10:10 am | #

this is fun. we will expand the list to 15.

deion, you only get 4 points for your first suggestion because I don't think your statement is "easily proven false." Unless you have a time machine and signed release forms from all members of both Knicks teams in question.

and your second one is kinda vague as well. 4 points for that.
hans | 02.21.06 - 11:28 am | #

The insurgency is in its last throes.
cW | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 12:41 pm | #

"scrotum" spelled backwards is "muturcs."

Squirrels never fuck on the orange thing.
Joe | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 1:42 pm | #

I never make moralistic judgments.
pbdotc | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 2:13 pm | #

"sympathy for the chickens"
Big Jimmy Lang | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 2:15 pm | #

there's nothing gross about baby vommit.
dlee | 02.21.06 - 3:43 pm | #

Hans Bungle rarely if ever posts his musings on the Internet.
pbdotc | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 3:47 pm | #

keep 'em coming. we will accept all answers until midnight HST.
hans | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 4:48 pm | #

George Pataki is building a monorail around the Jovian equator but the storms are slowing things down a bit.

If you eat carrots every day, you will grow giant boobs on your head.
pbdotc | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 5:23 pm | #

Pete would never cash in on the prospect of cheap Genius Pointz in the Sweepingstatementsdat challenge because he is incredibly good at the other challenges featured daily on Verbungle.com.
pbdotc | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 5:24 pm | #

Wait. You're giving five GPs to every nonsensical statement posted today? It's a damn free-for-all.

My poop tastes delicious.
cW | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 5:52 pm | #

Cable television, specifically "lifestyle programming," improves the lives of millions.
Anonymous | 02.21.06 - 5:55 pm | #

Swallowing semen helps women ward off many illnesses.
Anonymous | 02.21.06 - 5:56 pm | #

swallowing sea men will get you a promotion in the navy
crsmal | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 6:02 pm | #

us airways is a great airline.

chad pennington is an extremely durable qb.

the average american family can thrive on a wal-mart salary. or two.
Anonymous | 02.21.06 - 6:07 pm | #

^ oops, me up there. ^

it's easy fioer aa big guy to type on these littlwe thumbboaerds.

gristedes is clean.

no one would ever be so insensitive as to refer to a seriously injured gunshot victim as having been 'peppered pretty good'. now a rotisserie chicken on the other hand...
isired | 02.21.06 - 6:13 pm | #

these are all excellent, but this is out of control, cW is right. we will cap it at 6 submissions per genius.
hans | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 6:39 pm | #

Hans will not try and bottle up the frenzy he generated by proclaiming an Outrageoussweepingstatementdat.
pbdotc | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 6:51 pm | #

Better Than Ezra rocks.
cW | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 6:53 pm | #

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
cW | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 7:55 pm | #

Of course I'll respect you in the morning.
cW | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 7:57 pm | #

This is the last post of the night.
pbdotc | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 8:04 pm | #

This won't hurt a bit.
cW | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 8:16 pm | #

stuffing curiously strong mints (aka altoids) up your ass will make your farts smell better
deion | 02.21.06 - 8:39 pm | #

eating boogers turns chicks on
deion | 02.21.06 - 8:41 pm | #

using a toilet brush as a toothbrush reduces halitosis
deion | 02.21.06 - 8:43 pm | #

and finally...

"i'm all caught up, so i'll just take it easy for a while"
deion | 02.21.06 - 8:53 pm | #

this game haas turned bizarre
hans | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 9:17 pm | #

The best way to deal with crazy ass hobos on the subway platform is to slap them on the face.
pbdotc | Homepage | 02.21.06 - 9:44 pm | #