Soiled condom on the door knob.

By the way, where are my points from yesterday? I need my points.
MDilly | 02.24.06 - 7:57 am | #

I assume he hung a sock or a pair of boxer shorts on the door knob. Unless he was a girl, in which case it was a hair scrunchie.

Or maybe he wrote "BUSY FUCKIN'" on the dry-erase board.
Dan K. | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 9:04 am | #

lol
Joe | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 9:24 am | #

sorry dilly, I will add now.

good guesses dan but not what we're looking for.
hans | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 9:51 am | #

How can these be called "Genius Points" when they are basically gueeses for most people but simply common knowledge for people you went to college with?

"Idiot Points," maybe?
Big Jimmy Lang | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 10:11 am | #

Dock BJL more points.
Joe | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 10:12 am | #

i like how BJL is searching for logic and fairness in the genius game. he'll be searching for awhile.
hans | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 10:14 am | #

Spent the morning driving with one of the kids I work with who insisted on listening to Bryan Adams's "Summer of '69"on repeat. On about the 13th time, I had the revelation that the song is not about the year, but is instead about the sex act. "Me and my baby in 69." "I spent my nights down at the drive-in." Need I say more? "I got my first real six-string" is clearly about getting an erection. Props to him for sneaking such a dirty song on pop radio.
B.Nard | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 10:16 am | #

b. nard, you're just figuring this out now? what about the line, "I'm munching on her cooter while she chows on my boner..."?
hans | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 10:40 am | #

Is THAT what your roommate wrote on the dry-erase board?
Dan K. | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 11:00 am | #

He simply left the door wide open.
MDilly | 02.24.06 - 11:37 am | #

any boca points landed yet?
deion | 02.24.06 - 11:44 am | #

i haven't had a chance to check boca yet.

dilly, if i had been drinking coffee, i would have shot it out my nose with that last response. 5 comedy GP's are awarded, and 5 for Dan K's dry erase answer as well.

also, BJL, Dilly lived right next door to me and he doesn't know the signal. so he has no advantage over you. it hasn't stopped him from coming up with two amusing responses that have made the haloscan box a brighter place to be.

so please stop pissing all over everything. christ.
hans | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 12:05 pm | #

there was no system cuz the two a youse couldn't get no pussy in a cathouse.

oh wait that was me.
pbdotc | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 1:54 pm | #

hey, as long as the knicks are stocking up on shooting guards -->
pbdotc | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 2:09 pm | #

have you ever felt like if you could just blast a giant fart everything would be OK?
big charly | 02.24.06 - 3:55 pm | #

i've MADE everything okay by blasting a giant fart.
crsmal | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 5:45 pm | #

"Hish Socks and Short Shorts" gets a deadspin.com mention today.

http://deadspin.com/sports/blogd...ture- 156834.php
Kois | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 8:15 pm | #

Wow! Hans is famous!
Joe | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 9:01 pm | #

yeah that's pretty damn cool. thanks to whoever made that happen. makes me wish I had done a better job on today's post. but to paraphrase a truly mediocre Bryant park comedian from 1996, You want Seinfeld, go pay 100 bucks, you come to the park, for free, you get me.
hans | Homepage | 02.24.06 - 9:26 pm | #

he bolted the door?
isired | 02.25.06 - 7:52 pm | #