Starkitis.
MDilly | 02.27.06 - 7:33 am | #

I apologize for this in advance.

You have become "Stark raving mad."
MDilly | 02.27.06 - 10:10 am | #

are you implying Allen Iverson isn't tough?
Big Jimmy Lang | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 10:56 am | #

You have Morrisononucleosis. It was only diagnosed after you sat for a Morrisonogram.
Dan K. | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 11:31 am | #

Mike Celizic isn't funny:

"Much as I’d have liked to put a positive spin on the Adventures of Bode Miller, I couldn’t do it without resorting to such ploys as: 'Although American medal hopeful Bode Miller failed to complete another race, Sestriere bars reported a 40-percent increase in sales, which they attributed entirely to his visits.'"

Is that supposed to be funny?
Joe | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 1:13 pm | #

You have Bird flu
Big Jimmy Lang | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 1:39 pm | #

Your long-festering pussitis has come out of remission again.

Or it could be hoof n' mouf.

Either way you're fucked.
cW | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 2:26 pm | #

we were looking for Larry Bird Flu so BJL will get the points.
hans | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 2:28 pm | #

Too abd, I thought you might be Kelly Tripukin'.
Joe | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 5:06 pm | #

too bad, that is
Joe | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 5:06 pm | #

Bird flu was the right answer, but every other answer was awesomer. Dock points at will, Hans but you know deep in your heart that's the truth.
Dan K. | Homepage | 02.27.06 - 5:32 pm | #