Scrotum backwards is inguinal hernia. On a related note, I have had trouble getting the wrinkles out lately.
MDilly | 03.15.06 - 8:00 am | #

What better time to start Baby Bungle Bowling?? She'll be fluent by the time she's 5!
MrsSmal | 03.15.06 - 8:14 am | #

just read this on my jets board, for those of you going to see the pogues this weekend...

(hide your eyes if for some reason you don't want to see the boston night 1 set list)

"For those who are going tonight in Boston
or anyone who will be seeing them in New York.

The show was worth waiting fifteen years to see.

Shane sang fine but was mumbling between tunes

Here is the set list

Streams of Whiskey
Fall From Grace
Broad Majestic
Turkish Song
Youg Ned
Brown Eyes
Rain Street
White City
Tuesday Morning
Old Main Drag
Sayanara
Repeal
Sunnyside of the Street
Body of an Am.
Lullaby of London
1000's are Sailing
Dirty Old Town
Bottle of Smoke
Sickbed

Encore 1
Sally Maclennane
Rainy Night in Soho
Dog

Encore 2
Star of County Down
Fairytale
Fiesta "
isired | 03.15.06 - 9:00 am | #

Can you put out a cigarette on my chest?
Dipak | 03.15.06 - 9:46 am | #

you know what's a fun game? email yourself [dirty / weird / funny / specific] notes in gmail and see if you can get the machine to post ads for a pre-determined product. pick a product at random and see how many emails it takes to get gmail to display said ad.
pbdotc | 03.15.06 - 2:41 pm | #

oh. i have a prediction:

within one year, chris russo will officially drop the name 'mad dog' on the 'mike and the mad dog show.'
pbdotc | 03.15.06 - 5:46 pm | #

just now i was just in a little midtown deli getting some cheesecake for dinner. that 'rent' song came on the radio. you know, the one where they are all,
'five thousand minutes...
' or whatever. anyway, some of you know that song can trigger my rage fits. that's a long story. anyway this touristy little skank with a gap hoodie was singing along. so i grabbed her in a choke hold said said "tkts? tkts??." then i guess her dad was near the register, and he came running. so, without releasing the choke hold, i jumped in the air and did a back kick on his forehead. he went flying and knocked over the munchos. next thing the deli guy starts yelling 'hey man. what are you doing?' and he's coming around the deli counter brandishing a fire extinguisher. so then i release the girl from the chokehold. she is kind of blue and looking kind of afraid. no real harm done but she got the idea about singing 'rent' songs in my presence. the cash register guy dials 911. i grab a large bottle of perrier and pelt the deli guy in the nuts point blank and the sparkling water is shooting everywhere. then i did a sweep and he went down hard on top of the dad and popped a large sack of munchos with a "hoof!" noise. before the cops show up i snagged a slice of cherry cheesecake and an orangina and left a fiver on the register and spirited out. the girl was crying and i feel horrible about that. one the way back to work i bought a new sweatshirt because i think the police are looking for a perrier-stained deli masher.
pbdotc | 03.15.06 - 7:02 pm | #

orangina - n. part of a female orangutan's reproductive organs
Anonymous | 03.15.06 - 8:43 pm | #

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Anonymous | 03.15.06 - 8:44 pm | #

i had this dream last night that i was somewhere with a hockey game on
and i heard the announcer refer to some play as a "verbungle" and i remember thinking "so that's where he got the name."
crsmal | Homepage | 03.15.06 - 9:24 pm | #

i was just about enter the 20th st. loop in a cab when that RENT song came on the radio. i can confirm, based on my receipt, that it was precisely 6:31p. since you posted a mere half hour later, i truly doubt the part about getting the cherry cheesecake AND the orangina. you really expect us to believe you took the time to get BOTH?!? it's unpossible, and unplausible - what with the redskins making bi-hourly news these past 36 hrs.

please print a retraction immediately, and spare the hallowed name of this news vessel. the information you need from the names you trust, indeed. good day, sir.
isired | 03.15.06 - 11:27 pm | #

you should not take a baby bowling, you should instead bond with your daughter while ma bungle is out at the casino.
Anonymous | 03.16.06 - 1:04 am | #