0-0
Dan K. | Homepage | 06.14.06 - 11:02 am | #

probably 1-3-1, but 2 of the "L"s came in instances where i didn't throw a punch so i'm not sure if they count as losses. the lone "W" dates back to somewhere around '79-'80, so that may not count either. basically i'm 0-1-1.

Hans - in your expert opinion, how much time must pass before cheesy, college-era pop/alt tunes become "classics" and we're allowed to blare them unabashedly? Song in question is Material Issue's "Kim the Waitress". I blame you for reviving this band in my playlist courtesy of the trayline series, btw.

On that note, where can/do you take Trayline from the seemingly untoppable Regret Pt. 3?
Finn | 06.14.06 - 11:06 am | #

1-0 vs. Hans, and that's only counting the tag-team Brooklyn bar brawl where PBdotC jumped out of nowhere and sliced Hans' face with a broken beer bottle, and not the 'Halloween Massacre' fake fight at 7B somewhere around '99 when I was a British police bobby complete with whistle and squeaky baton.
gweb | 06.14.06 - 12:40 pm | #

0-0-1

Fight took place in the Dutch Cabin (a Mexican place) in Poughkeepsie.
Joe | Homepage | 06.14.06 - 1:17 pm | #

Kill the Injuns!
The Lone Ranger | Homepage | 06.14.06 - 1:44 pm | #

Jason Giambi, hit a Bombi!!
pbdotc | 06.14.06 - 4:26 pm | #

Shawn Chacon: That's smoke he's thrown'!
pbdotc | 06.14.06 - 4:31 pm | #

aaron boone is a buffoon!

c'mon damon hit it to the caymans!

c'mon posada we want the whole enchilada!
deion | 06.14.06 - 4:48 pm | #

1-1-1 all vs. timmy korpal, as best i can recall...he and i are due for a rubber match. i don't think i have ever thrown down vs. someone i did not know.
deion | 06.14.06 - 4:52 pm | #

Hey Bubba, how bout a bases-clearing Dubba?
pbdotc | 06.14.06 - 4:58 pm | #

"Should our history be remembered -- yes, a long and weighty past;

Surely it will be recalled that battles raged betwixt two groups;

One, the Indians! The other, the Yankees!

The latter named so due to their allegiance to the new nation!

Removing the connotations of racial injustice, expolitation, and malice!

For a moment, 'tis utterly clear;

That the victor of these battles, as shall also be so tonight;

Will be none other than

THE YANKEES!"
Moncrief | Homepage | 06.14.06 - 5:03 pm | #

moncrief - lol
hans | 06.14.06 - 5:10 pm | #

Hey [Indians Reserve Catcher Ryan] Garko, With the Unit on the Mound You'll Never Hit One Out of the Parko!
pbdotc | 06.14.06 - 5:34 pm | #

Hey Shoppach, Mariano Will Induce a Pop-Upch
pbdotc | 06.14.06 - 5:36 pm | #

finn, fights where you just stand there and get decked do indeed count.

and the statute of limitations on cheesy early 90's music has long since passed. you may enjoy these songs with impunity and push them on your co-workers relentlessly.
hans | 06.14.06 - 5:36 pm | #

i am sad about the thunderstorms for you mugs
pbdotc | 06.14.06 - 6:15 pm | #

should the mugs pull da plugs?
hans | 06.14.06 - 6:15 pm | #

1-1-0

the win was defending flattum on dayton, the loss was sticking up for hans after feeling the to need to piss off (pun intended) an entire floor of meathead party goers by the shed enough such that they (~20) proceeded to kick about 5 of our asses...while the other 5 fuckers hid or scurried away. the bleeders went home to nurse wounds (e.g. dilly), the non-bleeders (aka other 5 fuckers) continued w/ the evening.
vic | 06.14.06 - 8:47 pm | #

I don't remember being the only bleeder after we got meat tenderized - I just remember the top of my head hurting where that tall dude kept punching me. (Just to be clear, although I was very bruised I wasn't bleeding.)

I can't remember the fifth guy who stuck with us when we got our arses kicked? (Me, Vic, Hans, Dobber and who? Double D?) Those who fled, we know who you are.

In any event, that definitely counts as a loss for me - maybe two. At least two of those tattooed savages beat the snot out of me.

I do get a victory in Eau Claire.
MDilly | 06.14.06 - 10:08 pm | #

Eau Claire is certainly a good place to have a victory, in my opinion.
Moncrief | Homepage | 06.14.06 - 10:45 pm | #

Especially with that 65-35 F/M ratio.
Kois | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 12:00 am | #

dilly killed a guy in eau claire.

and i was a definite bleeder. my coat was soaked in blood and I went to work the next day with a huge gash over my eye.
hans | 06.15.06 - 12:02 am | #

hans - while i think you're right that "fights where you just stand there and get decked do indeed count", there is some background. one of the losses involved me getting jacked through my car window by a punk w/ a quarter roll in his hand, witnessed by my buddy (end result: multiple fractures of eye orbit, swollen shut for 2 days). second incident involved getting my ass kicked by some sorority chick outside a bar after closing. it is very likely i said something inappropriate, but it can't be proven (end result: mildly bruised ego, massive hangover.

still count as losses?

dilly has killed many men. chuck norris fears dilly.
Finn | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 1:21 am | #

finn, the first one shouldn't count, you're right. that's just a plain assault.

but the sororoity girl one does count, even if you were just being a gentleman by not fighting back.
hans | 06.16.06 - 2:44 am | #