The ones that are half robots and autobots
DL | 07.07.06 - 5:14 am | #

no matter how bad you think you look with your shirt off, there will always be someone with their shirt off who looks worse.

just find that guy and stay near him.
crsmal | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 7:15 am | #

The Hamptons are east, not "up."
Joe | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 8:46 am | #

I like your lottery plans. It would be fun to be advertising time on the M&M, ridiculing it.

Best dinosaur = those fuckers that can fly--pterodactyls?
Joe | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 8:50 am | #

the ones from Jurassic Park that spit acid into Newman's face
Kois | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 9:29 am | #

any dinosaurs in King Kong that were trying to kill Jack Black, and crew
Dipak | 07.07.06 - 9:34 am | #

jabba the hut
deion | 07.07.06 - 9:36 am | #

...and just in case you forgot...

SHITBALL, GIMME SOME GOTDAM GENIUS POINTS BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND BEAT THEM OUT OF YOU.
deion | 07.07.06 - 9:38 am | #

deion what points are you owed?
hans | 07.07.06 - 9:39 am | #

Homosaurus
pbdotc | 07.07.06 - 10:02 am | #

triceratops
dlee | 07.07.06 - 12:05 pm | #

What were you doing when Munson died?
Moncrief | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 12:08 pm | #

J Mascis is the best Dinosaur.

From 5th grade:
Q: What's the name of the gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-sore-ass.
cW | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 12:36 pm | #

i enjoyed all the creative answers, but dlee is right, triceratops is the best dinosaur.

he is a peaceful beast who would be happy just munching on grass all day, but if you fuck with him it's your ass.

moncrief, I was making cacadookie when I got the word that Munson died. My dad hollered it out from the living room, where he was watching the evening news.
hans | 07.07.06 - 1:52 pm | #

As a child I was partial to the brontosaurus. Sort of the Eeyore of dinosaurs.
Christina | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 2:27 pm | #

why are there never any trackbacks? ...and what the fuck is a trackback anway?
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 3:57 pm | #

i am not owed any points that i am aware of...just wanted to be a bit of a lunatic
deion | 07.07.06 - 6:44 pm | #

Plotosaurus- the patron saint of authors who write slow, meandering stories.
bc mi | 07.07.06 - 6:56 pm | #

Joe is right - If you're driving "up" to the Hamptons, then your friend lives on City Island and you're spending the weekend at Orchard beach

- B.J.L.
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 7:16 pm | #

best dinosaur is defnitely triceratops. my 5-year old is a dinosaur junkie and i've spent 2 years making my case with him (he's a huge velociraptor fan).

but as far as over-all bad-ass, jurassic-era creatures go, none can touch the liopleurodon (though technically it's a reptile, not a dinosaur):

http://www.katya.it/jobs/psd/ lio...urodon_1280.jpg

no such dinosaur as a brontosaurus (correct name is brachiosaurus). i also learned this from my son.

i'm also 36, and i'm much better at dinosaurs than i used to be.
Finn | 07.09.06 - 10:48 am | #

Hans , i've had a lot of anxiety lately. Could you post that picture of you on the moped again? (You should post once every few months) It cheers me up for some reason.
Lynn | 07.10.06 - 3:58 pm | #

Lou was the best Dionosaur, not ugly J
Lynn | 07.10.06 - 3:59 pm | #

someone better be recapping softball - that was awesome
Dan K. | Homepage | 07.11.06 - 12:36 am | #

recap on the way
hans | 07.11.06 - 9:29 am | #

My dad continues to get good at things and he's almost 60. He picks up a new hobby every 2 years or so, and becomes what he likes to call the Top 20% in that field. I think he's probably right.

So anyway, keep getting good at things you want to be good at. Life is long.
Jonathan Stephens | Homepage | 07.16.06 - 11:47 pm | #

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wdtirpae | Homepage | 08.19.07 - 7:48 am | #