at our summer BBQ a month, myself and my partner were down 19-5 in the 'beanbag game' (midwestern summer game involving beanbags which i had never seen til i moved out here). anyways, we came back and won 23-21 and lets just say it was on the same level as the Sox coming back from 3-0 and beating the Yanks 3 years ago.
Dipak | 08.08.06 - 9:22 am | #

When our daughter was eight months old and just starting to crawl, I flipped a floppy baby hat at her from our front door while she was hauling ass across the living room floor. From a distance of 21 feet (as I measure it now), I landed the hat perfectly on a moving baby's head.
Kois | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 9:53 am | #

my 5-yr old bought a $2 slingshot last weekend. after 20-30 minutes of unsuccessful shooting at various toys he had set up, he walked back to me and groaned it didn't work. i promptly picked up a rock and from a distance of 30+ feet knocked over one of the foot-tall targets.

whether i get the damn GPs or not, my boy thinks i'm the world's greatest sling-shotter.
Finn | 08.08.06 - 10:47 am | #

i cracked a standup double one time.
balboni | 08.08.06 - 12:10 pm | #

I ain't done shit.
smoker | 08.08.06 - 12:33 pm | #

I think Hans should become a motivational speaker.
Christina | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 1:22 pm | #

I once threw six hundred darts in a row through a quarter-sized knothole from sixty paces while blindfolded in a Nor' Easter.

No lie bitches.
God | 08.08.06 - 1:53 pm | #

That picture looks like a fun party. Where is it?
Joe | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 2:40 pm | #

I once put so many Internets on the truck that it got stuck in the tubes.
pbdotc | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 3:49 pm | #

From my terrace, i once swished a small grape into a tiny garbage can eight stories below.
dlee | 08.08.06 - 4:43 pm | #

I once hit a HR around the entire world (maybe)

- BJL
Anonymous | 08.08.06 - 8:49 pm | #

Most people are limited to proficiency at one or two basic life skills. I, however, am a 5-tooler. Below is a select list of accomplishments across the various disciplines:

Throwing: I once threw a tennis ball onto the roof of Sellery Tower (Hans failed to match). Also, I once threw up a shoe.

Running: On numerous occasions, I have broken the Flattum Barrier (all at sea level; none wind-aided; once nude).

Crapping for Average: Public defecation in 5 places in one evening without being spotted (roof of bar; in mailbox; stack of newspapers in front of an IHOP; hood of Oldsmobile 88; on sleeping cat).

Crapping for Power: Struck a man's foot with a steamer from across the room (at sea level; wind-aided).

Drinking: Drank 64 Miller Lites in one sitting; punched Wade Boggs in the face; drank 30 more on the return flight to Boston.
MDilly | 08.08.06 - 9:14 pm | #

MDilly also almost killed Dan Russell with noxious fumes from his ass while bowling.
Joe | Homepage | 08.08.06 - 11:13 pm | #

i once killed a drifter then hack-sawed & dissolved his entire body with acid before daybreak..
dlee | 08.08.06 - 11:22 pm | #

mdilly also won $100 from me by shotgunning a beer in 0.073 seconds (at sea level; no wind).

mdilly was also nearly removed from a bowling alley for tackling one of his own party as they attempted to make a spare.
Finn | Homepage | 08.09.06 - 12:22 am | #

i caught a football with one hand for a TD. I was very happy.
deion | 08.09.06 - 9:31 am | #

i outpitched mariano rivera and his $200 million lineup
bobby jenks | 08.09.06 - 12:50 pm | #

Already slightly buzzed, on a dare by a 16-year-old boy I had a crush on, I pounded half a keg cup of tequila.

I lived.

Pertinent Facts: 16-year-old, inexperienced female drinker weighing ~120 lbs.
smoker | 08.09.06 - 3:55 pm | #

dropping in ~ 50 consecutive 3's at the marquette practice facility.
vic | 08.09.06 - 6:54 pm | #

is that a skateboarding feat?
crsmal | Homepage | 08.09.06 - 8:36 pm | #

got my pathfinder on 2 wheels once
deion | 08.10.06 - 3:12 pm | #

i drank a gallon of whole milk in under 30 minutes, and held it down for around to 15 minutes.

...i challenge any of you punks to do the same and hold it down for at least 30 mins.
deion | 08.10.06 - 3:16 pm | #

...finished somewhere around 5,000th in the 2005 NYC Marathon
deion | 08.10.06 - 3:18 pm | #

I landed a 747 when I was 10yrs old.

While i was visitng the cockpit (it was the 1979 mind you) the pilot, co-pilot and navigator got into a scrum with one other while playing a variant of the Bishop's knife game (Alien). One of them cut the others hand and the next thing you knew there was a full-on melee. All three were critically injured in fracas, unable to land the plane.

I was a real airplane nut, so they had me bring the bird down. I landed the plane safely in a cow pasture on the south side of New Delhi.

Being a universal donor (blood type O-neg) I gave each of the injured parties a transfusion that saved their life while ladning the plane. I was a bit of medical buff too as a young lad.
deion | 08.10.06 - 3:48 pm | #

1. PS41 circa '85: Hit a line drive so ferociously that it shattered the neon sign of a restaurant across the street.

2. The A-Team Incident
B.Nard | 08.10.06 - 4:47 pm | #

I could never match Deion's milk feat, but once I drank an entire gallon of apple juice in about 15 minutes and held it down. Worst stomach ache evah.

I've also executed the dreaded beer-bong-beer without puking.

Also I screwed a fat chick once.

And I was the drifter that DLee hacked up and dissolved in acid.
cW | Homepage | 08.10.06 - 5:38 pm | #

I did my best Sgt. Stedenko impression on the News Hour with Jim Lehrer.
michael chertoff | 08.10.06 - 7:33 pm | #

Then I went home and hung out with my inflatable sheep doll.
michael chertoff | 08.10.06 - 8:57 pm | #

I once went four months without updating my web site. That's DiMaggio like but hey, you could top it if you try.
pbdotc | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 10:38 am | #