Jesus. That Dillyphoto is terrifying and awesome. I like how the Bloomberg channel is playing in the background of what seems to be a sparsely furnished motel room. Unspeakable things probably just happened in that room. Well done!
Joe | Homepage | 08.28.06 - 8:19 am | #

Morgan Spurlock?
MrsSmal | Homepage | 08.28.06 - 8:19 am | #

Dilly looks like Ben Stiller in Dodgeball (I know that is not what you are looking for, but...). Aw, Hans, c'mon you have plenty of knacks:
1)blogging
2)throwing objects from long distances into small crevices
3)gleeking(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleeking)
4)impersonating marv albert
many more...
kissel | Homepage | 08.28.06 - 8:35 am | #

Morgan Spurlock of course but how about a very white version of Ice-T
Dipak | 08.28.06 - 9:52 am | #

funny...Ice-T looks about as white as Dilly in that picture...
kissel | Homepage | 08.28.06 - 10:16 am | #

Dillydat? = Ron Eldard in "Sleepers": http://sleepers.warnerbros.com/i...tos/ photo19.jpg
Joe | Homepage | 08.28.06 - 12:58 pm | #

i had a knack for playing the drums
bruce gary | 08.28.06 - 1:13 pm | #

~is Satan considered a celebrity?

Don't worry, Hans. If I become a famous film-maker, I'll bring you on board and you can help me make ultra cool movies. Course the odds on that becoming reality are next to nil so you're back to square one..

oh well, there's always softball.
dlee | 08.28.06 - 2:15 pm | #

You could be a sportswriter -- or a sort of observational essayist. Non?
Moncrief | Homepage | 08.28.06 - 7:55 pm | #

I would like to point out that [Indians Reserve Catcher] Ryan Garko just almost hit one out of the Parko.

It went over Vernon Wells' head and scored Victor Martinez.

You could look it up.
pbdotc | Homepage | 08.28.06 - 8:15 pm | #

i think morgan spurlock is the answer. or it should be. not sure how that bodes for your friend dilly. i guess it depends if we're talking about current spurlock or end-of-McBinge spurlock.

i have recently discovered a knack for looking like barry sanders while eluding 3-to-6 year olds during freeze tag.

and i'm pretty good at killing flies on the beach with my bare hands. and not just the really dumb green ones.

i'm an excellent body surfer. in spite of (maybe because of?) my size/girth.

i have a knack for writing witty haloscan comments. not.
isired | 08.28.06 - 10:59 pm | #

kevin dillon
Finn | 08.29.06 - 2:19 am | #

hans...
you got the knack to attract
your rhymes are an aphrodisiac
Run | 08.29.06 - 9:34 am | #

Ron Eldard is correct for the points
Joe | Homepage | 08.29.06 - 4:59 pm | #

I might grow a cockstache with sideburns that grow along the sides of my ballz.
jimmy | 08.29.06 - 7:09 pm | #

Hulk Hogan
smoker | 08.30.06 - 2:20 pm | #

Do you think Manny will go to the funeral when Ortiz dies?

Or will he skip it and it just be another instance of Manny being Manny?

God, do I hate petty, little racist Boston

- BJL
Anonymous | 08.30.06 - 7:30 pm | #

you are a racist
kissel | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 8:20 pm | #

sorry to hear about the impending death of Stuy town. what do you dwellers think on this?

i'm waiting for a Hans post on this..
dlee | 08.31.06 - 8:55 am | #

oh yeah, and Sprewell was just charged with assault for choking a girl during consentual sex. wow. who would've thought Latrell fantasizes about fucking PJ Carlisemo...


twisted
dlee | 08.31.06 - 10:50 am | #

that's funny!
kissel | Homepage | 08.31.06 - 11:40 am | #

the possible pcv/st sale is a good thing.

also, please see Prediction number 5 at Verbungle 1.0:

Prediction #5: Peter Cooper Village/Stuy Town will go to some form of co-op within the next 7 years. This will have to be some sort of strange rent/co-op hybrid, but it will happen.
Predictor: VRF
Date predicted: 8/21/03
Estimated moment of truth: 8/21/10
Result: TBD
Comments: Um, OK.
Conflicting Predictions: None
Facts at time of prediction: I guess apartments in Peter Cooper Village/Stuy Town are currently rentals. And aren't all the rent control laws gonna get changed in the next few years?
Joe | Homepage | 08.31.06 - 1:17 pm | #

nice prediction
dlee | 08.31.06 - 2:29 pm | #

spurlock is correct. mrsmal gets the points.
hans | Homepage | 09.01.06 - 10:37 pm | #

spurlock never looked like he sodomized a porcupine though

Hans - i know you're busy, but remember that cool blog-thing you used to do? that was fun, right?
Finn | 09.01.06 - 11:35 pm | #

i think d. lee cheats at poker.

i saw an ace of clubs under the couch.
pbdotc | 09.02.06 - 2:15 am | #

Spurcock is wrong. Joe gets the points.
Joe | 09.02.06 - 2:40 am | #

i must be the worst cheater in the world ..down $38 and won only 3 hands all last night
dlee | 09.02.06 - 9:12 am | #

My first points on Genuis Maker III!
Joe, please stop trying to influence the judges.
MrsSmal | Homepage | 09.03.06 - 10:08 am | #

i've been a 'john' back in the day.
i know all about hand down the pants in the park, etc.
st | 09.13.06 - 7:48 pm | #