lol, the leasing office looks ill.
Joe | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 7:25 am | #

re: the Cartoonists..

I think you don't need to jump out the building to be a cartoon. some guys are just so oddly effective at what they do i love to watch them play..

David Lee: my brother. total hustle. gluestick hands. killer rebounder. awesome transition dunker.

AI: i'm still amazed when i see a guy that size absolutely dominate an entire team night in and night out. his first 3 years in the league were total cartoon ~Mighty Mouse. speaking of which..

Nate Robinson: even though he does some of the most wreckless shit that will make a coach vomit in his mouth that's still part of the fun. when he's on fire --one of the most entertaining players ever. if anything, his actual personality %100 cartoon.

Adam Morrison: I saw him play the Knicks. Hans MUST love his game. He has all these crazy moves that look like they're destined to have their shit thrown in the upper deck by some out the gym leaper then somehow he changes trajectory and --SWISH! You can see all the homies on the court at tip off have no initial respect for his game but by the time the end game buzzer sounds they're all onhis jock (*that's what it USED to be like to play with Hans at Houston street).

Marcus Camby: odd, i know. still, seeing him a zillion feet above rim on one of those wild shot block binges is total spectacle.

Ben Gordon: when he's on ..cartoon.

Manu: same thing.

C.P./J Kidd/Nash: maybe it's just because NY hasn't had a true point guard in ages but it just make me totally appreciate someone who dominates a game with their passing ability and leadership. cartoon Catain Americas all.

Josh Smith: freak with some old VC highlights in him.

Dirk: TOTAL cartoon.

On Hans picks..

v.c. = i think he's lost a bit of that factor. used to be the Bo Jackson of b-ball. at least one INSANE highlight a game. now it's more like one a week. too many jumpers.

LaBron: definately a freak but oddly more in the way Magic was afreak. A guy that size doing the things he does is wild.

Wade: a human video game ..total cartoon.

Baron: when healthy & interested ..pretty freaky. course, he's almost never healy or interested.

Kobe: cartoon ..and an asshole.

T-mac: used to be a TOTAL cartoon. I loved watching him play. Alas, his 98 year old back and Van Gundy's 98 year old offense have destroyed his game.
dlee | 12.02.06 - 10:35 am | #

nate robinson? dude that's the weedus talking. although he does have crazy ups as displayed in his stuffing of yao. i concur on nowitzki tho ... studly.

the freak factor talk made me think of larry bird's running 3-pointer swishes from the corner as he went out of bounds with .000001 seconds left on the clock. how he do that?

another guy who, in his own right, pulled some amazing shit was rex chapman.

kobe bryant kind of looks like a chicken. a chicken that can play some serious basketball.
pbdotc | 12.02.06 - 11:32 am | #

I vote for Tayshaun Prince. Love it when he blocks shots, when he dunks, and when he inbounds the ball.
bc ny | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:41 pm | #

i don't know shit about basketball but was surprised KG's name wasn't mentioned as being/not being cartoonish. is it because he plays for a B team in a B market? dude is so loved here we wish he'd get traded to a competitive team.

...and the hold steady can't be brooklyn's springsteen cuz most of the band is from mpls (if not most then at least craig finn). and they can't be mpls' springsteen cuz that would be the 'mats. or something.
Finn | Homepage | 12.03.06 - 11:01 pm | #

topicdat:

what the heck were the knickettes wearing monday nite?
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smoker | 12.04.06 - 8:25 pm | #

i just found a cupcake in the pantry no lie
pbdotc | 12.05.06 - 5:42 pm | #

"dude, they’re giving away free ice scrapers here if you need one."

I'm going to take a wild guess you got a free ice scraper!
sponsor of the other guys site | 12.06.06 - 3:54 pm | #

I am glad to hear your pops is on the mend, Hans. About whether or not chicks scrutinize the fly area, I don't think that most of us do. But I don't think that guys really put their goods on the shelf the way that gals put their goods on the shelf.
Christina | Homepage | 12.06.06 - 4:21 pm | #

Christina makes good points.
Joe | Homepage | 12.07.06 - 7:28 am | #

here's some shit that didn't happen this week

hans updated web site
8o) | 12.07.06 - 2:02 pm | #