That girl in the Yankee shirt is cute.
Joe | Homepage | 12.11.06 - 8:05 am | #

haha, sisters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-...h?v=- W8Jww7HpCg
Joe | Homepage | 12.11.06 - 10:46 am | #

i'm going to say that what you're saying, in essence, is that all billy joel songs do, in fact, suck.

33 secs.
DQ'd for nard grabbing.
pbdot sizzle | 12.11.06 - 1:00 pm | #

summer highland falls is still listenable i wud imagine..as would be i loved these days i suppose...

i imagine i cud probably listen to all of turnstiles except all she wants to do i dance w/o too much discomfort...

...i definitely have a soft spot for 70's cheese...a la neil diamond.
deion | 12.11.06 - 2:18 pm | #

21 secs...dq'ed for using the walls to push off
deion | 12.11.06 - 2:21 pm | #

18 seconds. DQ'd cuz you dropped your bald guy (or his feet touched the ground), which most likely occurred going around the corner.
Finn | 12.11.06 - 2:33 pm | #

sometimes a fantasy is probably the only one of his songs that wont make me change the radio station.
crsmal | Homepage | 12.11.06 - 5:08 pm | #

I would go with Finn's guess on the DQ and maybe 25 secs. I'm liking your bg color mood idea.

If you're working 70 hours and managing to post this much, what's my excuse? You should feel good about this blog, which may make less money than Billy Joel, but has a higher percentage rate of successfully not sucking.

Finally, remember Chris Rock's sage words about being dad to a daughter: You have one job, "keep her off the pole."
Christina | Homepage | 12.11.06 - 7:34 pm | #

new ball officially sucks:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news...ov=ap& type=lgns
Finn | Homepage | 12.11.06 - 8:02 pm | #

13 secs
Dipak | 12.11.06 - 8:03 pm | #

ha. joe they took the sisters vid down.

i wish i had sent you an internets of that before they took it out of the tubes.
pbdotc | 12.12.06 - 1:03 pm | #

You look like you're running VERY fast:
16 secs

Disqualified for slamming bald mans head into the wall when you couldn't stop at the end.
smoker | 12.12.06 - 1:33 pm | #

I agree with Joe: you sure were a cute half-asian girl, Hans. no wonder we all hung out at your place.
dlee | 12.12.06 - 5:30 pm | #

bald-guy time: 9.76 seconds (a new record!)

DQ-ed for having pine tar on his c*ck longer than the width of home plate

i think we should raid the Verbungle.com petty cash and go get a composite ball, as a keepsake

I would like to read more Hans child-rearing stories, and b) more sports-related posts

- BJL
Anonymous | 12.12.06 - 11:15 pm | #

What girl in the Yankees shirt?
Archie | Homepage | 12.13.06 - 1:11 am | #

correct answer = 9 seconds. BJL wins.

and you guys are creeping me out with your sexually suggestive comments about my pre-adolescent pic.
hans | 12.13.06 - 7:13 am | #

Part of our job is to creep you out.

And, lol, pbdc. The damn tubes got all flushed out I guess.
Joe | Homepage | 12.13.06 - 11:19 am | #